The Swipe Left Thread

[America]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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can't tell without blurb. possible psycho vibe. would swipe left if text blurbless, or swipe right hard if literate.

[America]

oooo ok so he looks like that and described himself as an "alpha male" in that thread. I swipe left.

[Mead]

I liked his trolling until he got rustled enough to post rl pic

he needs some nutrients, a haircut, + get rid of the salvation army clothing

then he might be good enough for you ladies

[clevergirl]

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You're sexy..right. Even tho drugs and elf simulations.

[Wonkie]

how does he even lift the bong with those lil noodle wrists?

[America]

Originally Posted by Mead [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I liked his trolling until he got rustled enough to post rl pic

he needs some nutrients, a haircut, + get rid of the salvation army clothing

then he might be good enough for you ladies

he's got natural beauty, but it is not quite successfully veneering something sinister beneath the surface. I think you're right that the clothes are the context giveaway. A boy of his beauty and age just shouldn't be dressed like that. It's an uncanny valley of sorts; red alarms. I can feel something unkind emanating from him.

edit: also some sort of deficit in IQ or emotional processing that wuold be immediately obvious upon seeing him in motion seems likely. this is a real problemo with pretty boys and still photos. Tinder is pushing these gif profile pics nowadays,s o that might get better. So far this new feature mostly seems to find use by African-American tinder contributors who wish to demonstrate smoke rings however.

[JurisDictum]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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bad angle,

bad face expression,

bad shirt...is that cum or toothpaste on his shirt in the mid left there?

In the bathroom in front of the shower? Why? For the shitty lighting? The sterile backdrop?

Something is wrong with the dude. Vacantly staring ahead like he has severe Asperger syndrome.

This is the actual Anti-Social personality Stare..its a bit more compelling:

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[Vyrik]

Originally Posted by JurisDictum [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

bad angle,

bad face expression,

bad shirt...is that cum or toothpaste on his shirt in the mid left there?

In the bathroom in front of the shower? Why? For the shitty lighting? The sterile backdrop?

Something wrong with the dude. Staring ahead like he has severe Asperger syndrome.

Further inspection reveals sparse and sporadic stubble on the face. Subject is likely unable to grow a full and proper beard, and thus cannot be an alpha male.

[Cecily]

My grandmother used to buy a bunch of pullover fleece... jackets? like that for me on multiple Christmasses and I’d say thank you then throw them in my closet or something until they diffused out of my existence (from areas of high fleece pullover concentration to areas of low fleece pullover concentration) over time. I guess I just don’t understand the utility of that little zipper under the neck or why you’d want to wear something like that. I say commit to a full length zipper jacket or wear a hoodie like an American.

[clevergirl]

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I would risk it for a chance to sit next to the Kwisatz Haderach.