Well that escalated quickly...

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Originally Posted by d3r14k [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Your ass looks like two bowls of jello in a potato sack. No one is checking that out.

(I'm kidding, I'm sure your ass is fine.)

I don't know if I'd rather my friends look at my dick or ass. It's a tough decision.

One of my ex-girlfriend's wouldn't let me wear a pair of jeans out because "other girls will look at your dick".

My dick wasn't protruding, so I was confused.

Maybe she just hated those jeans.