Trump Keeps Winning

[Cecily]

Hi. Can I ask you a question? Would you like to see more Democrats in Congress? I’m very bad at my job; however, this question generally snags at least one true believer into filling my pledge card / lawn sign quota for the evening. My guy has this enormous list of every conceivable progressive talking point ever. I went over the list with a drunk I met working downtown tonight and he wasn’t impressed. “Same shit they’ve been promising for years. That ain’t happening. That ain’t happening. That ain’t happening either,” he stated as he drunkenly dismantled the campaign I was representing before throwing the card and the pen I gave him into the bed of someone else’s pickup truck. I retrieved the pen and we walked down the street chatting a bit longer before he asked for a lawn sign. I happily obliged him and watched him wander off with a mission to find a lawn to stick the sign in. It’s times like these when I’m very glad to be the person that I am.