IF <Core> officers could write their GMotD, what should it say?

[d3r14k]

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I am a Russian Hind D Helicopter, and though I recognize your right to identify as the inferior helicopter of your choosing, I also implore upon you to recognize that we are sworn enemies and your doom is nigh.

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YOUR DOOM IS NIGH I SAY!