Stuff you hear people say

[skarlorn]

okay, here's a combo from a dude i encountered last night:

"The thing about me is that 1 in 5 things that I say are good. The others may be wrong or bullshit."

"I have a 2 drink per night, 2 nights of drinking per week, LIMIT."

"Yes, I'll have that glass of champagne." (His 4th drink)