Religion has a role, even for non believers

[Sinistria]

In religions it is not allowed to have sex all the time or do other things you probably like.
People shall await the paradise, thats why we have to suffer on earth.

Is everything allowed in heaven?
I mean grab angels wings and fuck them through the clouds?
Drink and smoke pot and pee from the clouds?
Lay in a fluffy cloud bed all the day? (and do that angel-wing-grab-thing again)

I was always wondering about this.
How could actions be allowed in heaven when performing those action will send you direct to hell?

Pretty much sure is: FSM is the only humanly religion