i went to a church

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by holesum [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Judaism is even better than mormonism, but you can only be born into it.

like, they will let you appear to convert (since 50 yrs ago), but the Jewish High Pharisees keep a separate set of books to document mischlings and converts for proper reassignment the day the Messiah arrives. this is in accordance with the Talmud, whcih states " The name of God is not profaned when it is not known by the Goi that the Jew has lied ". the finest Jewesses all know this so I dont think it's gonna be a great dating pool. however, U could ask about this at the service and maybe they will explain a good reason how I am mistaken.

Judaism is inherited maternally, so as long as you are happy to walk the walk and talk the talk it won't matter if daddy isn't a born and raised hebro, right?