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[MagpieRockyl]

Chest was mad I left bda so he called my new Asian girlfriend at the time a lady boy. I have not participated in cuddle puddle though I do know what that treacherous artifice is.

Wonkie is right. My heterosexuality is Canon. Jahweh bless.

[DinoTriz]

Originally Posted by MagpieRockyl [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have not participated in cuddle puddle though I do know what that treacherous artifice is.

I would like someone to describe 'cuddle puddle' for me.

I know Google exists, but I want vivid details.

[MagpieRockyl]

Basically a group of people get together and cuddle on the floor. I find it disgusting.

[DinoTriz]

Sounds sticky.

[mickmoranis]

that alex jones sig is the best

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by margatroid [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the cuddle puddle is a thing which typically occurs in a dimly lit room adjacent to the primary dungeon facilities, consisting of a group of contented submissives mixing their sweat together via bodily gyration. It is a nice way to wind down or keep an evening exciting when there is a dearth of White masculine essence to go around. I believe it is also a raver term for a bunch of underage kids on E squirming around together sans sexual contact.

So people take E and don't have sex? Yalls generation is a bunch of pussies

[MagpieRockyl]

i fucked so hard on e i strained my hip

[mickmoranis]

lol after all that #metoo #fascism! #nazis!

california almost went red

lol I cant wait to turn all you libcucks into handmaidens

[Domo]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol after all that #metoo #fascism! #nazis!

california almost went red

lol I cant wait to turn all you libcucks into handmaidens

You sound like someone who will die alone [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[DinoTriz]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So people take E and don't have sex? Yalls generation is a bunch of pussies

E is a weird drug. I remember telling my friend he was the best person on the planet because he let me borrow two Xbox games. It was a sincere compliment that went on for about 20 minutes. I spoke about him like I was discussing Mother Theresa in front of the UN.

I'm sure the sober people at the party thought I was being sarcastic, but I wasn't. He LITERALLY saved my life by letting borrow those two Xbox games, man. He's the best, guys. Seriously. Wow, I need some water.