Hi!

[Goobles]

Originally Posted by Wenai [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Are you certain patron? When drinking from my stein, it is like procreating with a beautiful elven princess!

Drunken and belligerant, Goobles climbs to the top of the table and proclaims,
"Elvish femmes are whores! I've no patience for the likes, as they are too tall, and their skin is too fine. Beneath their beauty lies an intention of deceit. Do not let them tempt you, fri---" .
His proclamation is cut short as he loses his balance and falls off the table top.