WTT Fabled Obtenebrate Short Sword

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Originally Posted by mefdinkins [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ahh, I heard the famed Fettuccine once used yielded an Obtenebrate Short Sword to land a movement reduction on mobs. The OSSSS is one of the few "snare" weaps available to rogues. The only other weapon with Dooming Darkness, Nightfall, is only available in the treacherous Veeshan's Peak, the most dangerous lands in all of Kunark!!! woow woow woowwowowowowow!

Ah yes, the tale of Fettuccine the slayer. I knew him, was a well known Halfing. Legend has it he shot himself in the foot with the fabled Backfiring Crossbow of Crass Irony. He was humiliated, smitten, and forsaken by his own gods.

He was left so badly mutilated from his foolishness he was stripped of all titles, and exiled to the barren gorges to the west of the Misty Thicket. Now a wretched, ruined, and terrible form of life, he hobbled about the rocks eating crustaceans and algae slime from the springs. Unrecognizable from his former self, the locals gave him a new name, one of generic and forgetful origins to better reflect his current condition.

They say he resides in a cave, his anger and regret for his past transgressions burn so bright and deeply within him, it prolongs his life, delaying old age.