Dreams of Filbus

[Lhancelot]

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[Spyder73]

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Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Simple jack always got the fresh bowl cut.

[Rose Bloodorchid]

i seen a Filbus once. it was several months back now when it came in my home and i remember it pretty well. it shook me so fiercely i wrote about it in my journal:

...i zoned out a moment as i approached the Commons and was super startled as was making my way through the corridor when i run smack into a tall dark man. he have a plus size forehead and a big gold rod in him hand and he look rather hateful. he look something liek this

<<<REDACTED>>>


I dunno what he doing there, but he have a little blonde gremlin wth him. i do my best to be polite and try an flash it a hateful little smile, but it pretty gross and i think now maybe I was rude. anyway, I pretty excited to see visitors in my hometown and am chitchatty from my flight and start rambling to them. well, the tall man, he sit down and suddenly vanish. I think maybe I scare him, now that I think about it, but I dunno. so he vanish and it just me and the gremlin. i not so interested in talking more with him and neither is my tummy, so i bid him farewell, hate bewithhim an all.

JUST as I bout to leave something flash from the darkness, I run off anyway, but stop mid stride as the scent of pumpkin pie and jumjum crawl up my nostrils liek a trelf from a spider. i turn round, and see him there. my pretty blue tummy furiously protest the sight, threatening to evict the burnt bread that was my lunch. she quiver, tumbling between my ribs and hips liek a drunken bixie in a bag as my eyes linger on the hideous thing bfore me.

it stooped and twisted form cast a grotesque shadow on the path of discord, it shadow stretching toward my slippered feets liek a buncha spilt chamber pots. it screech an hiss at me and I know what it is. my ebon heart speak it name in my ear: Filbus. I turn and run before I wretch, holding my tummy as i a alert the guards. i'd've stayed to help, but i still needed to make it to the third gate and my tummy couldn't suffer the abuse no more.

that was the night hate returned (sorta) to neriak.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by Rose Bloodorchid [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i seen a Filbus once. it was several months back now when it came in my home and i remember it pretty well. it shook me so fiercely i wrote about it in my journal:

...i zoned out a moment as i approached the Commons and was super startled as was making my way through the corridor when i run smack into a tall dark man. he have a plus size forehead and a big gold rod in him hand and he look rather hateful. he look something liek this

<<<REDACTED>>>


I dunno what he doing there, but he have a little blonde gremlin wth him. i do my best to be polite and try an flash it a hateful little smile, but it pretty gross and i think now maybe I was rude. anyway, I pretty excited to see visitors in my hometown and am chitchatty from my flight and start rambling to them. well, the tall man, he sit down and suddenly vanish. I think maybe I scare him, now that I think about it, but I dunno. so he vanish and it just me and the gremlin. i not so interested in talking more with him and neither is my tummy, so i bid him farewell, hate bewithhim an all.

JUST as I bout to leave something flash from the darkness, I run off anyway, but stop mid stride as the scent of pumpkin pie and jumjum crawl up my nostrils liek a trelf from a spider. i turn round, and see him there. my pretty blue tummy furiously protest the sight, threatening to evict the burnt bread that was my lunch. she quiver, tumbling between my ribs and hips liek a drunken bixie in a bag as my eyes linger on the hideous thing bfore me.

it stooped and twisted form cast a grotesque shadow on the path of discord, it shadow stretching toward my slippered feets liek a buncha spilt chamber pots. it screech an hiss at me and I know what it is. my ebon heart speak it name in my ear: Filbus. I turn and run before I wretch, holding my tummy as i a alert the guards. i'd've stayed to help, but i still needed to make it to the third gate and my tummy couldn't suffer the abuse no more.

that was the night hate returned (sorta) to neriak.

re-reading so I can absorb it all.

[d3r14k]

The endless taunting of Filbus' agnostic nature cannot be good for him. Remember, he was recently brought into the favor of the Retarded One. He will release his pent up rage towards you in a quick flurry if you aren't careful.

I imagine it looking something like this:

[Jimjam]

Retarded God is allegorical for godlessness.

[Argh]

I thought Filbus had red hair?

[SiouxNation]

Is Brell better than agnosticism?

[Zemus]

Dwarf warriors are way better anyway.