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Old 12-26-2017, 06:19 PM
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If my penis was roughly three times as long it would be almost two feet in length and while that sounds great it really doesn't help anyone out and I'd just pass out from getting an erection.

Hope this helps you understand why you should give away all plat, delete tooons, and mace quest
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Old 12-26-2017, 06:35 PM
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Fun fact we spend every second of every raid worrying about if we did anything wrong with these horribly unclear raid rules. Nothing matters more to us than to abide by the raid rules as it's our raison d'etre. This should give you an idea of how hard it is to to navigate in the current set of rules.
This is truth right here. I also believe this is a core truth that gets overlooked by Sirken and the rest of the P99 community.

I can only speak for Aftermath but im going to assume Awakens has the same conversations in TS.
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Old 12-26-2017, 06:37 PM
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Old 12-26-2017, 06:54 PM
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If your pecker would be nearly 2 feet long if it were 3 times the actual length it is now you have a relatively average if not smaller than average appendage between your legs.

Nothing wrong with that, just sayin'.

***Supposedly girth is what matters most to people when placing value on the dimensions of a pecker.
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Old 12-26-2017, 06:57 PM
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I think OP thought Rants and Flames meant "O gosh darn I'm so angry about this thing! O look, here's a place where I can vent about that!"

But didn't realize that this is more like... P99's 4chan or something.

except instead of random anons its a shark attack of a small clique that posts here all the time. so he's doubly fucked.
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Old 12-26-2017, 07:01 PM
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24 inches / 3 = 8

Average in what world? The Kongo?

That said my girth is just average
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Old 12-26-2017, 07:01 PM
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If your pecker would be nearly 2 feet long if it were 3 times the actual length it is now you have a relatively average if not smaller than average appendage between your legs.

Nothing wrong with that, just sayin'.

***Supposedly girth is what matters most to people when placing value on the dimensions of a pecker.
Those stats can be fudged. It all comes down to mass.
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Old 12-26-2017, 07:03 PM
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24 inches / 3 = 8

Average in what world? The Kongo?

That said my girth is just average
Take a straw from Burger King. Hold it next to your pecker. If the straw is longer, you have a smaller than average pecker.
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Old 12-26-2017, 07:05 PM
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Well I don't go to burger King but I did measure my pecker as a teenager so I can use the queens instead of your ghetto ass straw measurement

Ur obviously wrong and brain dead and unfortunately I can only fuck u deep but not extra thicc as this is my own limitation
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Old 12-26-2017, 07:08 PM
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