(Spoilers) Star Wars: The Last Jedi is greater than The Empire Strikes Back

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by chadtwoke [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The plot of most porns had a better story and characters than TLJ.

True to a degree, whiter shade of pale you could say (pawgs for life), but the best thing this film did was the silent-space-explosion. No gasses for a wave to travel through which was aesthetically pleasing.

[mickmoranis]

My 10 thoughts about TLJ

1. Spoilers should be allowed, I never clicked this thread because knowing if the movie is even gay or not is a spoiler in a way.
2. Anyone here who even defends a second of the phantom menace trillogy is a huge faggot.
3. The new one had bad editing, which is ironic because the way it was bad was similar to the way GL’s first cut of episode 4 was edited before Brian DePaulma and Spielberg ripped him a new one over it and he recut it.
4. The sjw stuff was dumb but not totally terrible so I’ll give it a pass. But it was pandering.
5. The kids sucked and that last shot with broom boy looked like a Honda commercial at best.
6. I liked how long it was, I hope the next one is longer.
7. The amount of jokes in this move felt too try hard, they are IMPORTANT to a good star wars movie so I’m glad they keep putting them in there, but it was a little much.
8. The plot hole of the empire not being able to get anyone over there to move in front of the slowly escaping ships was egregious beyond imagination to me.
9. That fight scene in snokes room was awesome and I love kylo and his hot shirtless square shaped bod.
10. It was good, but not perfect and therefore not better than empire, which really is almost a perfect movie let alone the best star wars movie (even though I think Rogue One is technically the best star wars movie of all time)

[Ahldagor]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My 10 thoughts about TLJ

1. Spoilers should be allowed, I never clicked this thread because knowing if the movie is even gay or not is a spoiler in a way.
2. Anyone here who even defends a second of the phantom menace trillogy is a huge faggot.
3. The new one had bad editing, which is ironic because the way it was bad was similar to the way GL’s first cut of episode 4 was edited before Brian DePaulma and Spielberg ripped him a new one over it and he recut it.
4. The sjw stuff was dumb but not totally terrible so I’ll give it a pass. But it was pandering.
5. The kids sucked and that last shot with broom boy looked like a Honda commercial at best.
6. I liked how long it was, I hope the next one is longer.
7. The amount of jokes in this move felt too try hard, they are IMPORTANT to a good star wars movie so I’m glad they keep putting them in there, but it was a little much.
8. The plot hole of the empire not being able to get anyone over there to move in front of the slowly escaping ships was egregious beyond imagination to me.
9. That fight scene in snokes room was awesome and I love kylo and his hot shirtless square shaped bod.
10. It was good, but not perfect and therefore not better than empire, which really is almost a perfect movie let alone the best star wars movie (even though I think Rogue One is technically the best star wars movie of all time)

You should check out Kylo in "Girls" before you make such a list because you don't have a concept of history.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My 10 thoughts about TLJ

1. Spoilers should be allowed, I never clicked this thread because knowing if the movie is even gay or not is a spoiler in a way.
2. Anyone here who even defends a second of the phantom menace trillogy is a huge faggot.
3. The new one had bad editing, which is ironic because the way it was bad was similar to the way GL’s first cut of episode 4 was edited before Brian DePaulma and Spielberg ripped him a new one over it and he recut it.
4. The sjw stuff was dumb but not totally terrible so I’ll give it a pass. But it was pandering.
5. The kids sucked and that last shot with broom boy looked like a Honda commercial at best.
6. I liked how long it was, I hope the next one is longer.
7. The amount of jokes in this move felt too try hard, they are IMPORTANT to a good star wars movie so I’m glad they keep putting them in there, but it was a little much.
8. The plot hole of the empire not being able to get anyone over there to move in front of the slowly escaping ships was egregious beyond imagination to me.
9. That fight scene in snokes room was awesome and I love kylo and his hot shirtless square shaped bod.
10. It was good, but not perfect and therefore not better than empire, which really is almost a perfect movie let alone the best star wars movie (even though I think Rogue One is technically the best star wars movie of all time)

your opinion is dogshit. rots is the best jedi movie.

[mickmoranis]

Wow millennial cucks spitting venom lol

[chadtwoke]

angsty emo cuck luke skywalker, goofy fucking yoda, snoke getting cucked hard by goth kylo, the absolute pointless sub plots of finn and rose, i mean i could go on 20 more reasons why this movie was terrible. I'd rather watch a jar jar binks buddy cop type sitcom.

[AzzarTheGod]

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the movie sucked

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by JayDee [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Speak with your wallet not with your fingers dancing on the keyboard like bojangles on a dead game's forum.

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Disney got nothing. pirated a russian cam with XDCC audio

[mickmoranis]

Originally Posted by chadtwoke [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

angsty emo cuck luke skywalker, goofy fucking yoda, snoke getting cucked hard by goth kylo, the absolute pointless sub plots of finn and rose, i mean i could go on 20 more reasons why this movie was terrible. I'd rather watch a jar jar binks buddy cop type sitcom.

Daaaaaamb

[skarlorn]

Haven't read thread but just watched movie wanted to rip out a quick and dirty post while I shit in the theater seat during credit roll

Definitely not as good as empire or force awakens. Not enough light Saber action. Some nice and fun bits okay and pretty cinema for sure but Luke's Saber should have been green at the end even if he was an Astral projection. Kylo Ren is the best in the show and well I need to wipe now bbl