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[icynug]

~ zone too crowded?
~group not what you thought it would be?
~ guild bustin your balls?
~ just plain surrounded by pikers in general?

PM me for your own personal 'get me the HELL outa here' hammer now!

hammer does not discriminate against,
hammer does not care about the reason,
hammer does - n o t - g I v e - a - $ H I T !
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hammer just wants to help get you out of whatever
shitty situation you ended up in, as fast as possible!

HA /\/\ /\/\ AH ~^~ T I /\/\ E











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-hammer may occasionally take an unusually long amount
of time to trigger intended effect..... through no fault of its own, causing you
to appear to be committing heinous acts of vandalism, cannibalism, hooliganism,
and in some cases, bestiality. These acts, if and when committed, in no way represent
current or future goings-on of said product negotiated by this merchant, therefore ejection
of contracts and any rights/assurances of buyer's comfort thus become forfeit, henceforth.