Activists Hold Funeral For Frozen Chicken In Store

[Iandyan]

Originally Posted by Rader [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So if animals are granted person-hood, and one animal kills and eats another animal, will we put it in prison for murder?

Yes and may God have mercy on your soul if you accidently run over a squirrel on the road. Vehicular homicide charges for sure.

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by swilleville [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I ... wouldn't murder a child... in womb or otherwise.

I think it's great that you possess so much concern and empathy for the unborn. I just think it would be even better if you'd extend that concern and empathy to beings who are, you know, already born.

But hey dudes--did you know today is actually World Vegan Day? Maybe try going just this one day without eating animal-derived products. Some of your favorite restaurants might be offering special animal-free dishes today(because vegans are a rapidly growing demographic who vote with their dollars and you're going to see us catered to more and more).

In just that one day of abstinence, you'd save 1,100 gallons of water.
45 pounds of grain.
30 square feet of forest.
And 10 pounds of Carbon Dioxide from entering the atmosphere.

You might even save a life and that life might even be...your own!

[Lulz~Sect]

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[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think it's great that you possess so much concern and empathy for the unborn. I just think it would be even better if you'd extend that concern and empathy to beings who are, you know, already born.

But hey dudes--did you know today is actually World Vegan Day? Maybe try going just this one day without eating animal-derived products. Some of your favorite restaurants might be offering special animal-free dishes today(because vegans are a rapidly growing demographic who vote with their dollars and you're going to see us catered to more and more).

In just that one day of abstinence, you'd save 1,100 gallons of water.
45 pounds of grain.
30 square feet of forest.
And 10 pounds of Carbon Dioxide from entering the atmosphere.

You might even save a life and that life might even be...your own!

i do not have a large intestine so i literally do not process fiber and now i will eat meat every day of my life thank you

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i do not have a large intestine so i literally do not process fiber and now i will eat meat every day of my life thank you

I admire your commitment to converting your digestive system into something which is more akin to a carnivore in the wild. And I'm sorry you've gone through such a difficult and life-altering event. I wrote a story once about a man with a colostomy so I had to do a bunch of research and I can only imagine what you're going though(or have gone through; or will go through). Hope things improve for you.

[skarlorn]

it's okay dear barkingturtle, i am blessed with an extremely resilient psyche and have only gained power level since my partial disembowelment

In fact, this has inspired a new pseudofiction narrative story called How to Slay your Enemies: A guide to Self-Realization through Drug Abuse and Disembowelment

[swilleville]

Filbus did you really have to have your intestine removed bud? If so was that recently? I dont remember it being mentioned back in the days of us being guilded and slaying dragons during kunark.

[skarlorn]

ya truly dear, it was this summer following a long history of horrific ulcerative colitis. next week I get set up to shit out the anus again :-)

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I admire your commitment to converting your digestive system into something which is more akin to a carnivore in the wild. And I'm sorry you've gone through such a difficult and life-altering event. I wrote a story once about a man with a colostomy so I had to do a bunch of research and I can only imagine what you're going though(or have gone through; or will go through). Hope things improve for you.

Well said. Just be careful, Skarlorn isn't used to such kind and heartfelt words here on the forums. Basically the only acceptable emotion you may present to others is anger and spite. The more you insult and denigrate others, the better.

[skarlorn]

Wrong. That's only for RNF.