Can anyone solve this P99 forum puzzle?

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by mcoy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I like the idea of intentionally misdirecting people to the wrong zone... I'll have to keep that in mind.

I've destroyed many a new player's faction,
to their surprise; they thought they took no action.
It's genetics; it's not my fault I'm fat.
There just aren't any arenas near where I'm at.

Burgek ?

[mcoy]

I've destroyed many a new player's faction,
to their surprise; they thought they took no action.
It's genetics; it's not my fault I'm fat.
There just aren't any arenas near where I'm at.

If my items are amongst those you seek;
you'll be happy to learn that I am common and unique.
For if you even bother to enter my tower,
you're obviously not after items of great power.

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by mcoy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've destroyed many a new player's faction,
to their surprise; they thought they took no action.
It's genetics; it's not my fault I'm fat.
There just aren't any gyms near where I'm at.

If my items are amongst those you seek;
you'll be happy to learn that I am common and unique.
For if you even bother to enter my tower,
you're obviously not after items of great power.

Thick Boned Skeleton!!!!

I thought the day would never come to solve this one

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Thick Boned Skeleton!!!!

I thought the day would never come to solve this one

Yup. Grats. A lot of people make themselves KoS to Burynai and wonder how it happened...

Scores now:

thejester11 - 7
Elroz - 6
mcoy - 5
Nexii - 4
Coeur - 4
Izmael - 3
Dreenk317 - 3
JimJam - 3
SebastionLeo - 2
Yasi - 2
Joyelle - 2
sadiki - 2
Morbo - 2
Casteel - 1
welly321 - 1
Swish - 1
Loramin - 1
derpcake - 1
icedwards - 1
Sorn - 1
dude - 1
Jaxon - 1
Phatso - 1
Konfetti - 1
Rummol - 1

[mcoy]

Let's see how long this one lasts:

My rates are unfair,
I'm out of the way.
Weapons flying through the air;
For some classes here; I'm a mainstay.

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Thick Boned Skeleton!!!!

I thought the day would never come to solve this one

Wow, I remember this song but never knew the name... Thanks!

[thejester11]

Ulan Meadowgreen
Seems like kind of a push with Coloth just on the last page.

[Morbo the Annihilator]

Originally Posted by mcoy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let's see how long this one lasts:

My rates are unfair,
I'm out of the way.
Weapons flying through the air;
For some classes here; I'm a mainstay.

Key Master?

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by thejester11 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ulan Meadowgreen
Seems like kind of a push with Coloth just on the last page.

Well, I did write it before getting that answer....


Unfortunately, it's not correct.

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by mcoy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let's see how long this one lasts:

My rates are unfair,
I'm out of the way.
Weapons flying through the air;
For some classes here; I'm a mainstay.

Klok F`tshai ?

iirc is greedy,
sells shurikens
evil vendor for dreadlands pals?