Can anyone solve this P99 forum puzzle?

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by Morbo the Annihilator [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"my friend Raster" must be a red herring.

i figure he was included because his name rhyms with "caster", and provides a link to a mob in lower guk.

I like the idea of intentionally misdirecting people to the wrong zone... I'll have to keep that in mind.

I've destroyed many a new player's faction,
to their surprise; they thought they took no action.
It's genetics; it's not my fault I'm fat.
There just aren't any arenas near where I'm at.