Can anyone solve this P99 forum puzzle?

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by mcoy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Although you've never seen me in game,
I test every item to make sure they're not lame.
My contributions, however, are largely unseen
by those just interested in the platinum machine.

I used to be on almost every wiki page,
but Someone replaced me; they're coming of age.
How else can you tell what effects items have,
unless you can test them on some random chav?