Dial A Bum

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by jakerees [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

They give that list out on your one year anniversary.

Something to look forward to. Hope you get there!

The List™ comes with your authentic Dial a Port jacket which is custom-tailored for you.

You know you have finally made it in DaP when you are the proud holder of The List™ and an exalted wearer of an Official DaP Jacket™.

[meadtj]

Originally Posted by dialabum [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I was apart of Dial A Port guild from the very beginning, and was removed by Afeni today for guild removing one of the MANY low level druids who don't really know how to play the game or even know the servers' rules for being an asshat.

So I just decided to let you know how it works. All day the kids in the guild gossip about who tips better than who, or what guild has the most asshats that "stiff" on donations (stiffing means like, 20p, NOT Happy with that ever). The guilds they tend to make wait are:

Veloci Shift
Dawn Believers
Azure Guard (wtf?)

There ARE blacklisted people with the dial a port regulars, especially with guild officers, that don't tip well enough. The members constantly try to pawn off lower level people who only have 5p or such, and will often start to clown them in guild chat. If you have more than two corpse runs in a day they will let the guild know as to make you wait, because they think you are pulling some kind of scam rofl.

Afeni (Tupakk) also multi boxes multiple Dial A Port druids at a time. I don't know how he hasn't been caught, but he's pretty open about it in officer chat in discord. He constantly badmouths 40+ who don't tip him at least 50p. "They get almost that on one mob at that level" type of stuff.

Be wary of this piece of trash guild, if you need a port make it your last destination. There are several other porting based guilds that have sprouted up recently and I'd say start suggesting them. They are powerhungry and greedy moneygrubbers who talk shit about you as they port you around place to place, because they think that makes them important. And yes I was one of them for years.

/exposedend

Given how easy it is to get into DaP. I'd imagine youd have you be a terrible player to get kicked out of dial port. I mean you'd have to be like really really bad...like not even good enough to join Kittens guild.. I suspect you will have a hard time getting re-guilded and your rep is now trashed. You may as well reroll bud cause if I were a guild officer or leader I wouldn't invite you to my guild...

[meadtj]

Originally Posted by Mythanor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I am more amazed at all the times someone has posted they are boxing in this thread, and people have glossed right over or skipped it.

People like to lie about things when their under fire...It might be true, but lets not give this looser fuel.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by meadtj [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

People like to lie about things when their under fire...It might be true, but lets not give this looser fuel.

Nothing worse than loose fuel.

[Tupakk]

So I can't resist. After seeing loos and fuel it just reminded me of this. Watch it til the end I promise your day will be much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ97I9u1i7M

[Whirled]

threads terrible. stop boxing.

[Dronuspk]

Second Page? NO WAY!

[dialabum]

bump. fuck this guild.

[joppykid]

Originally Posted by dialabum [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

bump. fuck this guild.

Man, your thirst is real. 18 year old elf sim is legal now at least.

[Phenyo]

Originally Posted by Tupakk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also we talked the other day, you just didn't recognize one of my boxers [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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