PSA: Forum rule addition [Sticky Post]

[maskedmelon]

I too was banished for spam. It was in my exile that I came to understand the artistic expression of my assault on the enemy was occluded beneath repetitive thread titles. The perceived delinquency was exacerbated by the brevity of my attacks and the great alacrity with which they were delivered.

It is now apparent that the beast lay beneath the protective bulwark of forum law. Our sentries, blind to its deviously shrouded malevolence, permit it free entry to our lands and so it walks among us. If ever we are to emerge free men and women and things of mixed kind from this most dire of tribulations, our war must assume a new form.

May the enemy know terror by night and dread by day. Let it find refuge only in the jealous arms of its companions sleeplessness and hopelessness. Let it cower beneath its wet blankets rank with its own sweat and urine, wary of every shadow, every crease and crevice in the great structures of this world and even those of its own mind. May it find no reprieve in the open fields or sea, bound only by the horizon on all sides. Let it know fear. Let it know that behind every blade of grass and just beneath the placid placid blue waters, doom lurks, hungering...

Indeed, the good work has already begun that we might wake to a brighter dawn. Let not your heart flounder in dspair of abandonment. It is not for you to suffer the contemptuous glares of your fellow elf for eternity. Nay, the time will come that every elf will open his or her eyes and with their arms and hearts and their very souls enfold you out of their great thanks for your works.