Detoxx is an evil genius

[AzzarTheGod]

But I like your adapted-for-the-big-screen Hollywood version just the same.

Chest and Detoxx deserve the Silver Screen treatment.

[vincenzo]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

*******CUTSCENE*******

2 players are deep in the Qeynos Aqueducts, the year is 2000 A.D, a few short months after EQ had initially released.


The setting:


*Two players are seen standing facing each other, the 3rd player is AzzarTheGod, who is standing behind a pillar observing the two players from afar, eavesdropping on their conversation in secret.

AzzarTheGod had initially peeled around the corner, not expecting anyone so deep in the Aqueducts, but when he saw the first line of /say he quickly realized the 2 players were speaking as if they were completely alone together, and he retreated behind a vantage point as not to interrupt so he could fully appreciate what was happening in this clandestine conversation which was over 1,000 yards from any zoneline back to Qeynos*

Random human player: Yeah I am new to the server just looking to have fun

Gnome rogue: "Oy, and you will! As the boss, you will meet, Detoxx is a good leader. As Skarlon has intimated, the Detoxx is the only one worthy of our admiration."

Human warrior: "Is the guild good?"

Gnome rogue: "Oy, and if you worship the boss Detoxx, you too will have a good experience here."

Human warrior: "I see well, I guess I will join the guild then."

Gnome rogue: "Oy, the boss, Detoxx, is a good leader."





All authentic account, with only the name "Detoxx" being adlibbed in place of "Adorak". Adorak was the leader that was being referenced in 2000 in the Qeynos Aqueduct on the Rallos Zek server by this Gnome rogue player.

Detoxx and Adorak are probably the same person at this point.


This gnome rogue was a knowledgeable fire giant, he sounded pretty important and I have no reason to doubt his assessment. Any questions?

Anyone else hit the skip button every time they see Dikembe on these boards?

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by vincenzo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Anyone else hit the skip button every time they see Dikembe on these boards?

That's a classic 99 story pal, take your big ass nose out of the thread if you don't like it.

[vincenzo]

Skip

[AzzarTheGod]

big nose confirmed

[coki]

ever wondered why Detoxx name is Detoxx? mysterious! indeed!

[xKoopa]

thread started off good then went downhill fast

[fan D]

remember that time Spyder73 had a good post



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yikes

[ZiggyTheMuss]

This thread smells like stale sweat and farts.

[AzzarTheGod]

Like how I share a real authentic 1999 story (save the adlib) and you ungrateful shits are unable to appreciate it and some guy even edited to make a mockery of it.

As if I just made the whole thing up.

Go fuck yourselves.