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Old 05-03-2016, 12:09 AM
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Secondly.... Guy with the fat ( beautiful ) wife. Have you seriously considered having her go into ketyosis?
Kitosis*

Actual kitosis requires less than 5 grams of carbs per day and no sugar. Not the easiest thing in the world. There is a second threshold of 30 grams per day with no sugar that gets some of the results. Both of which are very difficult to maintain, so it is almost considered binge dieting.
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Old 05-03-2016, 12:35 AM
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First of all, geo cities was the golden age of websites.. Retro fucking gifs of power. Current web site stylization is literally retarded... It's all the fucking same and designed to fuck your brain with fake sentiment, leaving no room for you to feel the individual style of the entity. Having Geo cities style web site is a good damn compliment.

Secondly.... Guy with the fat ( beautiful ) wife. Have you seriously considered having her go into ketyosis?

No grain no gain.... It's not a fucking myth. I'm not a gluten free fan boy.... I just know eating grain carbs makes you into a fat bitch if you don't have an active life. Fred that woman protein only for a year and she'll lose a fuck load of weight: enough that can can skin wrap your ten inch dick with her stretched skin and get into some kinky "ex-fat" role play.

Honestly praying for you brother... Hope it works out. If you need any help feel free to drop me a PM any time.. I want you guys to be happy.
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Old 05-03-2016, 12:37 AM
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what the fuck do you mean every time you type viva la resistencia

lite got griefed off the server like a year ago dude let it go
Has nothing to do with Lite. I support the new underdog who fights the next zerg.
Its a matter of server health to have even teams.
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Have a good one

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Old 05-03-2016, 12:37 AM
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russelts?
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Old 05-03-2016, 12:58 AM
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Kitosis*
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Old 05-03-2016, 01:32 AM
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Ketois

Let me educate you fools

Keto IS a dwarf paladin in holocaust that quit the game after classic, he will make you loose weight surely but not enough to save the mother of whales

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Old 05-03-2016, 04:59 PM
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with a fat bitch u kno she gonna throat
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Old 05-03-2016, 05:05 PM
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The best sloppy
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Old 05-03-2016, 06:55 PM
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Sick reference brother
im partial to angelfire u feelers
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Old 05-04-2016, 01:58 PM
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Now if only someone would ban OP from doing standup.
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