Working at a prison i see alot of weird and unusual shit. 2 Days before i leave to go to the academy while working (lets just say Dorm H). Im doing a random security check and witness to male inmates going at it (yea the old ground and pound). So as im looking through the glass trying to process this, i put my foot against the door and tell the inmates to stop. I get them together and seperate them, inmate 1 tells me he needs to make a phone call, im like uh no have a seat..... Hes like but i cant.... I tell him, hmm i wonder why. So i call my shift commander and tell him the story and i got 2 guys fucking up on the dorm. Hes like what? Im like i got 2 doods up here fucking sir. Hes like HUH? I told him i wasnt going to repeat it again. So after everythings done, paperwork and a few hours later im called to Majors office. Im thinking shit what did i do now maybe my paperwork is screwed up. But nope im greeted with a cake that says "Hump Guy"...... sigh i love my job.
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04-20-2016, 10:34 PM
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