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Old 04-13-2016, 03:24 PM
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It's like if people were giving free dildos away, and I said nah I don't really want to fuck myself in the ass.

But big Colgate goes and gets the biggest black dildo he can find and rams himself nightly, and then brags that we do not have a dildo as great as his.

Even though they were open to everyone.
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Old 04-13-2016, 03:40 PM
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It's like if people were giving free dildos away, and I said nah I don't really want to fuck myself in the ass.

But big Colgate goes and gets the biggest black dildo he can find and rams himself nightly, and then brags that we do not have a dildo as great as his.

Even though they were open to everyone.
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Old 04-13-2016, 03:50 PM
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It's like if people were giving free dildos away, and I said nah I don't really want to fuck myself in the ass.

But big Colgate goes and gets the biggest black dildo he can find and rams himself nightly, and then brags that we do not have a dildo as great as his.

Even though they were open to everyone.
Exactly like that except when Colgate gets bored and discards that big, black monster, you fish it out of the trash and go to town.
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Old 04-13-2016, 08:18 PM
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Exactly like that except when Colgate gets bored and discards that big, black monster, you fish it out of the trash and go to town.
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Old 04-14-2016, 12:07 PM
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Exactly like that except when Colgate gets bored and discards that big, black monster, you fish it out of the trash and go to town.
Funny except more accurate directing that at Colgate and Nizzar.
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