I RMTd and got banned, yes I'm still mad

[Pokesan]

you wanna go there bitch?

you're the cherokee parks of posting

[arsenalpow]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you wanna go there bitch?

you're the cherokee parks of posting

That's a bit generous. That dude was a relevant piece of an NCAA Championship winning team and a NBA lottery pick. I appreciate how eclectic that reference is but it gives warmbody too much credit.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by arsenalpow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That's a bit generous. That dude was a relevant piece of an NCAA Championship winning team and a NBA lottery pick. I appreciate how eclectic that reference is but it gives warmbody too much credit.

OK, I'm putting you in charge of poster-athlete comparisons!

My google is a fraud compared to actual sports knowledge.

[Pokesan]

Please say I'm Charles Haley

[Spyder73]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Please say I'm Charles Haley

the "Last Naked Warrior," was a nickname that Charles Haley gave himself. If ever there was a story that truly exemplified locker room insanity, this is it. Haley repeatedly whipped out his erection and jerked off inches from the faces of unsuspecting teammates who initially laughed off the trauma. Because, that has to be a joke, right? If you don't get it, it's because you don't get high art.

Eventually it got to a point where he'd pull it out in front of Golden Great Joe Montana and say "You know you want to suck this." He would even bash his candle to ejaculation in team meetings while talking about his teammates wives.

His penis wasn't the only thing he strangled during film sessions as he choked coach George Siefert in a 1991 transgression that finally seemed to alert the brass. In that same year he pissed on the floor of team president Carmen Policy. Add that to the fact that he got into a physical confrontation with Steve Young, finally, causing him to be traded to an unsuspecting locker room of Dallas Cowboys.

While in Texas, Haley questioned a new teammate in the crudest terms possible by saying "You’re from California? You must be a fucking faggot.” At that point Haley whacked off in front of the man to reaffirm his own heterosexuality.

That being said, all of this must not have been that big a deal because San Francisco reclaimed him after five, much needed, seasons away in 'Big D.' If you're a five-time Pro Bowler then people will find a way to make it work. Even if "making it work," means avoiding eye contact for two straight seasons.

[Sweettouch]

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the "Last Naked Warrior," was a nickname that Charles Haley gave himself. If ever there was a story that truly exemplified locker room insanity, this is it. Haley repeatedly whipped out his erection and jerked off inches from the faces of unsuspecting teammates who initially laughed off the trauma. Because, that has to be a joke, right? If you don't get it, it's because you don't get high art.

Eventually it got to a point where he'd pull it out in front of Golden Great Joe Montana and say "You know you want to suck this." He would even bash his candle to ejaculation in team meetings while talking about his teammates wives.

His penis wasn't the only thing he strangled during film sessions as he choked coach George Siefert in a 1991 transgression that finally seemed to alert the brass. In that same year he pissed on the floor of team president Carmen Policy. Add that to the fact that he got into a physical confrontation with Steve Young, finally, causing him to be traded to an unsuspecting locker room of Dallas Cowboys.

While in Texas, Haley questioned a new teammate in the crudest terms possible by saying "You’re from California? You must be a fucking faggot.” At that point Haley whacked off in front of the man to reaffirm his own heterosexuality.

That being said, all of this must not have been that big a deal because San Francisco reclaimed him after five, much needed, seasons away in 'Big D.' If you're a five-time Pro Bowler then people will find a way to make it work. Even if "making it work," means avoiding eye contact for two straight seasons.

Super cringe

[Spyder73]

Originally Posted by Sweettouch [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Super cringe

Copy and paste bro - not my work - Charles Haley is known psychopath. Easily googled

[Pokesan]

count the rings

/mic

[arsenalpow]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

OK, I'm putting you in charge of poster-athlete comparisons!

My google is a fraud compared to actual sports knowledge.

He would be some warmbody that glommed on to a hated yet mediocre team that underperformed. Maybe some bench player for those 90s Knicks that always got put to the sword by Jordan.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

OP bought his toon off ebay back during live. Saved up for two months from raking leaves for neighbors. Had to use his mom's ebay account. Then got computer time cut way down because he failed his 6th grade social studies class. So, the bitterness is understandable. Cut the guy some slack.