have you considered red?

[Borf]

Meez tink red guud place, yooz have lots fun der if yooz juss give it shots.

Yooz may find der be guud frunds dat yooz not no wuz der.

Sumtime da Slathar man try kill yooz when yooz barsh da pain ghost in da teef of trakanons. Makes fer fun timez when yooz have ta spend man knee hours fer da dum ghost man. He strung nomer who likes da skeletuns and iz spooky but he iz guud and normals.