stupid gay 'game' superhot

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

or be smart and go play Enter the Matrix

Should I?

"In more than 20 years of playing games, I have never seen a console game as obviously unfinished and rushed to market as Enter the Matrix. [...] This game is a complete mess, and that's the only thing complete about it."

Think U were being facetious, but maybe not u know? hehe

[AzzarTheGod]

Played Superhot for several levels and decided you meant Max Payne.

Specifically Max Payne 2. Going to just give that another playthrough.

[maerilith]

Enter the matrix was a decent game. I orgasm'd when a console opened up during the hacking mini game (however it is probably buggy as shit, especially on modernsystems)

No bullet time,but serious sam is a seriously awesome shooter

but if I just want single player shooter

DUKE NUKEM 3D

yeah

otherwise multiplayer quake, or UT2003

[Daywolf]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A Daywolf post I can get on board with. Lets hope the Superhot fanboys all roll their wheelchairs out into oncoming traffic.

Wheelchair? More like they are training their brain to do this:
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[Big_Japan]

Enter the Matrix actually is the best Matrix game. It got panned and def has problems but I found it incredifun back in the day.

[Big_Japan]

Max payne is fo sho a better game tho. Brb pirating.

[AzzarTheGod]

Recommend using an infinite bullet time trainer/hack if you can self-regulate, and playing on maximum difficulty. Only if you have played through it 2-3 times before.

I found more fun when I had full control over my use of bullet time as a "save my ass" mechanic. Love making that final heroic dive into the air on-demand when I need it. MP2 wasn't providing me with enough bullet time without the trainer/hack.

Also recommend playing at night with the lights very dim/off for maximum neo-noir immersion levels.

No idea why these scumbags did MP3 without noir and without meaningful bullet time. I understand they wanted to go to bumfuck Brazil on a safari, and there is nothing noir about that, but they could have paid homage with a few noir scenes. Cuba has some very noir-esque environments, Brazil is close enough to Cuba. Instead they went modern Brazil with techno clubs and ravers. Bad bad bad. MP3 = good story but it wasn't Max Payne. I'd still buy MP4 but apparently...that's never happening.

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

How hasn't this very on topic vid been posted yet?

[AzzarTheGod]

superhot bars.