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Old 02-08-2011, 03:25 PM
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I like how the bat phone is a fax machine =D
Dammit I'm out of TP...

/gu SOMEONE SEND ME A FAX
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Old 02-08-2011, 03:42 PM
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If that actually was my setup I'd go with a wall mounted flatscreen so it didn't get in the way of power-squeezing when I gotta stick my legs out.
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Old 02-08-2011, 03:48 PM
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Dammit I'm out of TP...

/gu SOMEONE SEND ME A FAX
Pfft...simpleton...that shit definitely comes with a first class bidet!
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:45 PM
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People who are smart enough to not throw away $100 + a month, for a "smart" phone.
Smartphones are a wonderful convenience for those of us who aren't shoveling shit for a living.
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:49 PM
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And the bidet, does it support a large girth?
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Old 02-08-2011, 06:49 PM
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And should the bidet... be damaged beyond repair... how soon... would you be able to replace it with a new bidet?
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Old 02-08-2011, 07:09 PM
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Hey pal i see you have several retired level 80 characters. My firm suggestion is that you screw bolt a laptop to the inside lid of your coffin and do us all a favor and let us shovel you 6 feet under where you can lay with your pixels for the remaining 24 hours of your life before oxygen depletes and you suffocate.
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Old 02-08-2011, 07:43 PM
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Old 02-08-2011, 09:28 PM
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Hey pal i see you have several retired level 80 characters. My firm suggestion is that you screw bolt a laptop to the inside lid of your coffin and do us all a favor and let us shovel you 6 feet under where you can lay with your pixels for the remaining 24 hours of your life before oxygen depletes and you suffocate.
Right...because it's really hard to level a character in an MMO...

Several would mean more than 1 for both of the games I've played. You're dumb. Please go drink some bleach, the try eating an ammonia filled donut. Don't hesitate to tell us the results.
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Old 02-08-2011, 09:39 PM
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That shitter really does look remarkably comfortable.
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