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Old 02-04-2016, 10:40 AM
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wrong forum fuktard
Good Morning Magician!

You missed the letter "C" in "fuktard". I have a couple of theories on why

1) Sausage fingers from obesity prevent you from comfortably typing so mistakes are routinely made

2) Grease dripping from your fat forehead dripped onto the keyboard and short circuited the C key

3) You blew out the C button from typing "ALPHA CUCK ALPHA CUCK ALPHA CUCK" thousand of times as you pollute these forums with your filth.

4) You are lazy and don't care about your mistake, a behavioral trait that has followed you into real life and prevents you from making and maintaining meaningful relationships with others. Poor hygiene and eating habits have lead to basement dwelling and you rarely receive sunshine.

5) You are a Beta Cuck and afraid to spell out a curse word


If I was a betting man i would go with option 1 or 4
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Old 02-04-2016, 10:43 AM
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Good Morning Magician!

You missed the letter "C" in "fuktard". I have a couple of theories on why

1) Sausage fingers from obesity prevent you from comfortably typing so mistakes are routinely made

2) Grease dripping from your fat forehead dripped onto the keyboard and short circuited the C key

3) You blew out the C button from typing "ALPHA CUCK ALPHA CUCK ALPHA CUCK" thousand of times as you pollute these forums with your filth.

4) You are lazy and don't care about your mistake, a behavioral trait that has followed you into real life and prevents you from making and maintaining meaningful relationships with others. Poor hygiene and eating habits have lead to basement dwelling and you rarely receive sunshine.

5) You are a Beta Cuck and afraid to spell out a curse word


If I was a betting man i would go with option 1 or 4
Ahaha... spat soda out my nose.
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Old 02-04-2016, 12:36 PM
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Good Morning Magician!

You missed the letter "C" in "fuktard". I have a couple of theories on why
can't spell fucktard without U
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Old 02-04-2016, 01:04 PM
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Good Morning Magician!

You missed the letter "C" in "fuktard". I have a couple of theories on why

1) Sausage fingers from obesity prevent you from comfortably typing so mistakes are routinely made

2) Grease dripping from your fat forehead dripped onto the keyboard and short circuited the C key

3) You blew out the C button from typing "ALPHA CUCK ALPHA CUCK ALPHA CUCK" thousand of times as you pollute these forums with your filth.

4) You are lazy and don't care about your mistake, a behavioral trait that has followed you into real life and prevents you from making and maintaining meaningful relationships with others. Poor hygiene and eating habits have lead to basement dwelling and you rarely receive sunshine.

5) You are a Beta Cuck and afraid to spell out a curse word


If I was a betting man i would go with option 1 or 4
this should be a poll

multiple answers allowed ofc
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Old 02-04-2016, 01:11 PM
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Good Morning Magician!

You missed the letter "C" in "fuktard". I have a couple of theories on why

1) Sausage fingers from obesity prevent you from comfortably typing so mistakes are routinely made

2) Grease dripping from your fat forehead dripped onto the keyboard and short circuited the C key

3) You blew out the C button from typing "ALPHA CUCK ALPHA CUCK ALPHA CUCK" thousand of times as you pollute these forums with your filth.

4) You are lazy and don't care about your mistake, a behavioral trait that has followed you into real life and prevents you from making and maintaining meaningful relationships with others. Poor hygiene and eating habits have lead to basement dwelling and you rarely receive sunshine.

5) You are a Beta Cuck and afraid to spell out a curse word


If I was a betting man i would go with option 1 or 4
fat loser virgin
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Old 02-04-2016, 01:22 PM
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If I was a betting man i would go with option 1 or 4

You capitalized the first "I" but forgot the second, also no period.


Your grammar is lacking and you are a try hard beta cuck. Please seek help immediately.


lol, trolled


man im ripping fq today like a champ
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Old 02-04-2016, 01:27 PM
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You capitalized the first "I" but forgot the second, also no period.


Your grammar is lacking and you are a try hard beta cuck. Please seek help immediately.


lol, trolled


man im ripping fq today like a champ
You got dunked on and then farted and fell over. Really killing today Magician! Keep up the good work you fuking pleb.
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Old 02-05-2016, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Good Morning Magician!

You missed the letter "C" in "fuktard". I have a couple of theories on why

1) Sausage fingers from obesity prevent you from comfortably typing so mistakes are routinely made

2) Grease dripping from your fat forehead dripped onto the keyboard and short circuited the C key

3) You blew out the C button from typing "ALPHA CUCK ALPHA CUCK ALPHA CUCK" thousand of times as you pollute these forums with your filth.

4) You are lazy and don't care about your mistake, a behavioral trait that has followed you into real life and prevents you from making and maintaining meaningful relationships with others. Poor hygiene and eating habits have lead to basement dwelling and you rarely receive sunshine.

5) You are a Beta Cuck and afraid to spell out a curse word


If I was a betting man i would go with option 1 or 4
LOL.
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