The Chronicles of Smarmia: ***OFFICIAL***-S.o.R.P. YT Tracking

[Pokesan]

the motion carries and is approved.

Filthy Pagan receives 1 FKP. You have brought great Retardation to these forums - Well done Brother!

Let us not forget his thread(http://www.project1999.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=223495), there the ownage continues as nerds fall all over themselves to be trolled by a major fucker.

[Pokesan]

Shame, brothers!

We have forgotten a primary order of our Society - remember to upvote all SoRP threads! And downvote all enemy posters to a dark oblivion.

I admit I also have been remiss in this regard and am currently working with my personal staff to rectify my negligence.

We WILL conquer these lands if we WORK together!

[James_Joyce]

I too have noticed, and contributed to, this shortcoming in execution of SoRP duties.

I swear to redouble my efforts Lord Treasurer.

[maskedmelon]

Having returned from my pilgrimage, I shall endeavor to increase my participation not only in mutual recognition of excellence, but also in collective rebuke of ineptitude for the betterment of our Great Society.

I also extend my congratulations to our honorable Official Flumoxer and Sufferer of Perpetual Collywobbles on his FKP.

[maskedmelon]

That thread just keeps delivering. I'd like to nominate our honorable Treasury Secretary, Pokesana and Director, DOTUYBYOT James Joyce for their continued contributions to the above-referenced thread in the trolling of Liegezen linked once more herein for reference:

https://www.project1999.com/forums/s...=223495&page=9

YT Recap shall follow upon a seconding of each of these nominations.

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That thread just keeps delivering. I'd like to nominate our honorable Treasury Secretary, Pokesana and Director, DOTUYBYOT James Joyce for their continued contributions to the above-referenced thread in the trolling of Liegezen linked once more herein for reference:

https://www.project1999.com/forums/s...=223495&page=9

YT Recap shall follow upon a seconding of each of these nominations.

Respectfully, I would like to note that a nomination has already been dispatched to James_Joyce for a post in this thread, by our very own universally adored hero to billions, He Who Hath Glimpsed the Lord and the Glue and the Bag and the Bloodshot Untethered Eyes, the Prophet Himself:

Originally Posted by James_Joyce [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

don't even get me started on atomic "science". The only validation we have are the a-bomb and nuclear reactors, both products of Jewish mysticism never independently replicated based on their claimed underlying principles. Every instance of these items existing can be tied directly to involvement in the Judaic cult and the sale of the power of its occult teachings. You really think zog puppet USA just happened to get the bomb at the perfect moment to guarantee Israel's existence out of the coincidental march of science?

As below so above, as above so below. We aren't made up of atoms orbitted by electrons and we don't ride on a planet orbitting the sun. NASA is a sham, the standard planetary model is idiotic (IF physics worked as claimed, planets would be orbitting as they chase the sun through space as it orbited something else, not just going in circles around a stationary star).

All of these ideas are invented as a didactic tool, to reinforce a nihilistic and helpless worldview and cheapen life and make you feel small, all to stop you seizing your destiny as a child of Christ and center of His universe.

The very existence of physics-bending jew mysticism repudiates everything you think you know about a universe based on cause and effect and understood rationally. Satan doesn't care about your neat and tidy little explanations.

Go ahead and tell me I'm trolling again buddy. I'll be that little voice of doubt as you try to sleep tonight.

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I hereby invoke my write as the Great Mystic to nominate James_Joyce for a FKP in honor of this top quality post. It is at this moment the tables turned, ensuring James_Joyce, the Troll who Believes His Own Trolls, the Yellow Text versus the enemy poster Liegezen.

Our god is pleased.

In the interest of equanimity I will meddle in this affair, which pertains to a close personal friend of mine, no further.

[maskedmelon]

Dear Pope, you are an inspiration to us all. I had not made my way deep enough into the subject troll before the utter retardation of its nature took me with awe. Indeed nothing escapes the wandering eyes of our dear deranged Prophet, He Who Has Seen the Retarded God.

Let my nomination of our honorable Director, DOTUYBYOT serve as a seconding to that of our dear Prophet, He Who Has Seen the Retarded God.

My nomination for our honorable Treasurer's contribution to the troll remains to be seconded.

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by Filthy_Pagan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Way to force superhero fandom on your unborn child.

Super heros are only popular among man children who retain an idealistic opinion of reality where good and evil are objective things and mutually exclusive and enjoy watching muscular men prance around in spandex.

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i hope your son turns out gay

Originally Posted by Nocsucow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

cringeworthy post.... you're losing it dude

Originally Posted by Filthy_Pagan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There is a principal outlined in the book of five rings called "pushing down the pillow". When you suffocate someone with a pillow, you keep pushing it down over their face until they are dead. This is metaphorical of course. When attacking, once you find an opening and push your opponent back onto their heels, you do not relent. Do not give them time to recover. Only focus on your opponent's death.


I broke his mind. I pushed down the pillow. I trolled him too hard.

Originally Posted by Nocsucow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

reported... go troll somewhere else loser.

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

so you want him to be autistic?

Originally Posted by Nocsucow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I will.. try not to commit suicide this year after everyone quits responding to your pathetic trolling.

Originally Posted by James_Joyce [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

speaking as a professional viral marketer with an extensive celebrity client list, I can tell you for 100% certain that such tear-drenched replies to Pokesan's posts automatically invalidate the argument that his trolling is "pathetic".

You've swallowed the hook, now will you break free, digest the bait and mend your wounds and your ways or will you be dragged thrashing into the abyss of pokesan's bass fishing canoe?

I'll let my colleagues decide how your fate be seen. I hereby nominate pokesan for one (1) FKP (forum kill point) point for his highly successful operations in this thread. Should this receive a second, I will consider it confirmed that you are in a zip-loc freezer bag in our beloved Lord Treasurer's ice chest awaiting a cozy campfire cookout with the crew & fam.

One (1) FKP (forum kill point) point nominated to our Lord Treasurer for the above posts and related rage, which downed Nocsucow with yellowtext heard round the world. A second will confirm that Nocsucow-and-chips shall be dinner tonight.



Our good friend Pagan is receiving more than just an honorable mention for his trolling of supreme quality as well. For his post mentioning Go Rin No Sho I hereby award the Church of the Retarded God's Papal Seal of Excellence in Shitposting, the first such award ever granted, in recognition of the expertly executed trail of literary breadcrumbs leading into Retardation left by this righteous poster. If every shitpost contained the esoteric breadth of this one, TRUMP would already be president.

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On behalf of a grateful fatherland and glorious struggle, honor and blood, I present this Papal Seal of Excellence in Shitposting.

[Xaanka]

u guys are doing dog's work on these forums

just a reminder your brother over in red rnf is doing some work

Originally Posted by Tassador [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I wish xxanka would quit. The urge to ignore him has increased over the past months. Walls of text that I never read accompanied by pedophile looking anime is getting a wee bit weird.

Originally Posted by Kergan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've had that retard on ignore for like 3 months now.

Originally Posted by heartbrand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ya I ignored that guy also. Only person I have on legit ignore. Got tired of scrolling past walls of text and pedo anime.

ragnaros forum account yt'd, lite forum account yt'd. i'm on fire this week.

[iruinedyourday]

xaanka you are on a level that soars high above these guys, but pras your humility.