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12-08-2015, 11:06 PM
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Time is ending My imprisonment pending I am questioning the time I am spending Wu'Tang I will be getting? These questions are a curse but worse The sound of my empty coin purse Someone call a the morgue because I cant take it I try to fake it I hope I make it but in the end Its all a waste Ashes and decay Til the end of my days | |||
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12-09-2015, 12:52 AM
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Project1999 Norrath News with your host Pokesan 12/12/2019
Project1999 Norrath News with your host Pokesan 12/12/2018
Scandal rocked Norrath today as news of widespread abuse in Antonican prisons was revealed. Offending facilities include both Qeynos and Freeport facilities, with the most egregious abuses occurring in the Highkeep Jail. P99NN spoke with one recently released inmate, a former monk turned bandit, Tekilya Wu'Tang, picture and comments below. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Quote:
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UPDATE 7:23 PM : We have received a credible source verifying that Tekilya was initially incarcerated for jaywalking. More to follow. | |||||
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12-09-2015, 01:33 AM
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Monday, December 12 2016
Monday, December 12 2016
Tikelya was jolted awake by the sound of the guards and a buzzer opening his Door. He was awake half the night; he wouldnt get this opportunity for at least another year. A tattered note arrived for him yesterday, no return address on the envelope. The note was blank but folded inside was a business card for a lawyer named Litigator and something about his law offices. Very surreal and very unwanted in a time like this. A little more sleep would have helped keep him sharp today. A guard marches in and barks at the tier: "All Prisoners in line for count!" A handful were separated, including Tikelya; those having business at the courthouse today went with a group of guards. They were herded in a van and strapped in, then shackled to the floor. An unfamiliar convict next to him asked him about his case. "I've done one year and a day on a four year stretch. If I hadnt made a plea deal it could have been a ten to fifteen. I only got one writeup and I'm hoping they'll send me home on parole today for good behavior. I could be home for Christmas!" replied Tikelya, clearly relishing the thought It took most of the afternoon before the board was ready to hear his situation. After a year in prison he no longer considered the wait times of anything as long as food and bathroom visits were as scheduled. Sitting in the climate controlled room in a cloth chair and watching those around him was pleasant in a way that reminded him of being a child. Finally, they marched him in, unshackled his hands, re-shackled him to the floor, and began to inspect his file. "Prisoner, are you in fact Tikelya Wu'Tang, AKA Cockfight Fat'Nar, AKA Ayliket Doom, and is this your file?" asks the man in charge of the hearing Tikelya politely answers in the affirmative. "Your alias preferance seems to be voilent. "Cockfight?" "Wu'Tang?" Are you a danger to society?" The same man asks "No Sir, I'm not a violent man. Those were just stupid jokes. "You are here to be assessed for parole. Lets get to the point. What do you have to say for yourself? Why should we consider letting you back out on the street?" "Sir, I have had very good conduct here, and done all that I can to become a better person and educate myself." Tikelya sounds convincing but has clearly rehearsed this line. "Your conduct reports note a writeup for defecating in a sock" "That was only one time..." Tikelya mumbles "Are you aware of the terms the state mandated for your release?" "Yes Sir, I was to serve maximum of four years, minimum of one, up for parole after one year. Yesterday was one year. I have tried to be a model prisoner and I have worked in the kitchen for six months without incident" Tikelya has regained his composure and delivers this line like he really means it "You also agreed to abide by the law, and rules of this institution, and not violate any good faith agreements you make with the public, and to show your devotion to full disclosure during the plea bargain process by telling anything that would violate this before trial. Have you done this?" "Absolutely Sir!" The Speaker for the parole board stands up, as if he has been waiting for this moment, and says: "Since the time of your incarceration, numerous individuals have come forward claiming you caused damage to them in some sort of virtual world. An anonymous individual has submitted a USB memory card with a folder named "fraps" that shows numerous violations of personal space of others, causing them death or harm, using awful language in public, and lastly several surname violations about which you continued to argue. You failed to secure a lawyer in this digital world and none there is provided for you. If this is how you spend your free time, sir, you can spend another year in prison thinking about how to make any world you visit a better place!" The guards immediately seize Tikelya and he does not resist. They let up a bit as they cuff him and begin to lead him back to the van. He gets in without incident and after a while, they depart. He's already thinking of next December and fingering the card he has removed from his front pocket. "I must contact Asgard. I'm sure my friends can hire this Litigator to solve my everquest problems. Then I can be free again.." He's lucky to be near the window, and although he is shattered, he enjoys the view. | ||
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12-09-2015, 01:38 AM
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The salt on his boots made a satisfying crunch as he hopped off the old boat. Stumbling along the docks trying in vain to regain his equilibrium, seemingly lost after so many days at sea, he stood up straight..and looked out upon the misty crags of Butcherblock.
Hmm, ain't nothing to shocking, but hell I might like the place after all...if I can find some warm food, drink and a gal he thought to himself. AYE LAD, WE GOT PLENTY OF THEMS AND THOSE AROUND THESE PARTS. He looked down to find the a small dwarf, completely covered in hair grinning up at him. Had he spoken out loud? Um yes, could you point me in the direction of the nearest Inn? and maybe suggest a nice place to pick up a gal, or two, one dwarven wench may not be enough he joked. OH BOYYO, BUY ME SOME CHEESE AND TUMPY TONICS AND WE'LL HEAD OVER TO MAH TENT, I'LL KEEP YA WARM SWEETNESS. His jaw dropped in horror as the small dwarf lifted her flowing beard and revealed painted lips grinning seductively. A piece of mutton still caught in her knotted mustache. Well, he stamered, I appreciate the offer but I think I'll just find a quiet place afterall and sleep off this trip. YOU SURE WOULDN'T BE SLEEPIN A WINK WITH GREETA GUMBLETOE KEEPIN YEE COMPANY THROUGH THE NIGHT, she joked slapping him on the back of the knee. Shuttering at the horrible thought, and feigning appreciation he quickly scuttled down the boat ramp and onto the Butcherblock Shore. I've been on Faydwer only moments and already I'm running into new...sights. Maybe this will be one of those moments I don't write home about.. Hoisting his bag onto his shoulder and checking for the silvers in his pocket reassuringly he made his way down the path, turning to see Greeta still waving at him. He quickly turned and hustled farther down the trail, only looking up to stare in awe at the never ending mountain peaks destination unknown. His adventure had just begun. | ||
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12-09-2015, 02:12 PM
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Think the world of everquest as Jail.
- You have guards that one hit noobs with a 1hs. replace with batons for jail. - The Raid leader is always the loudest, same with the biggest dude in jail. - You learn to meditate in game and in jail - You join gangs/ Guilds to kill other players. - Everyone has to have timeout when they do the wrong thing. - There arent any hot chicks in jail, nor in everquest. - Half the people that play eq are as annoying as jailmates. - Jail system is the same view of race as Norrath, whereby all races are completely split up by color. - Everyone thinks their opinion matters in jail, same as everquest R&F Good Luck buddy. We'll be waiting for you when u come out! | ||
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