I identify (not sexually, ewww) as a flute playing space dwarf.

[maerilith]

Honestly I'll double post (it's been at least 15 minutes) while my otherself has processed this data a bit.

I cringed hard at the video. On a serious notes. Sorry for being a bigoted asshole unicornphobe.

P.S. there is a saying in the trans community that a unicorn is some magical opposite cisgendered person who truly loves you and is you're life partner (their not unicorns, that's just the slang term for them) - because they are so impossibly rare and such.