The "Swish update" thread...

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Originally Posted by cdawgz28 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Go to the local casinos where the retired Vegas residents play you will have better luck.... Suncoast, red rock, Santa Fe station... Plus you won't get mugged there. Nice neighborhoods

No PvP? Bluebie detected. Red would only gamble where you could get mugged and pray it would happen.

Try red, ladies.

JK you actually gave good advice.

[Swish]

Day 5: I think I'm getting fat. Most meals I've had involved soda/fries lol. Woke up this morning early after a bad evening's gambling.

No luck whatsoever. I played slot machines such as "Cat's Meow" (not me in the clip) which has a fun bonus game along with some more modern ones and couldn't catch a break...with my final $20 I decided to hit the roulette table and stick it on red but that didn't come in either.

Today I'm catching the bus down to Mandalay Bay/MGM - the north end has been terrible in terms of paying out, maybe there's some luck down there <3 Back in 2011 I stayed at the Riviera with a pal and we were UP after two days catching progressive minor jackpots and that kind of shit, just on slots. It's like Vegas got mean.

Might do a vlog today <3

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Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Day 5: I think I'm getting fat. Most meals I've had involved soda/fries lol. Woke up this morning early after a bad evening's gambling.

No luck whatsoever. I played slot machines such as "Cat's Meow" (not me in the clip) which has a fun bonus game along with some more modern ones and couldn't catch a break...with my final $20 I decided to hit the roulette table and stick it on red but that didn't come in either.

Today I'm catching the bus down to Mandalay Bay/MGM - the north end has been terrible in terms of paying out, maybe there's some luck down there <3 Back in 2011 I stayed at the Riviera with a pal and we were UP after two days catching progressive minor jackpots and that kind of shit, just on slots. It's like Vegas got mean.

Might do a vlog today <3

VLOG or RIOT

[Swish]

Definitely have put some weight on. Belt feels tighter and can see it in my face...can see a second chin starting to form.

Walked back to Stratosphere from the MGM Grand tonight, gotta keep fighting it lol.

Too much sugar and junk food. Murica.

[cdawgz28]

That's how we roll here. I was in the Philippines and met a British dude who said I was the first non fat American he met there lol it was sad

[Swish]

I've met some who aren't fat but they tend to be in their mid-20s or so... I guess people's metabolism slows down or they make the effort to hit the gym to keep the fat away.

Finding a healthy restaurant here is next to impossible lol

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Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Finding a healthy restaurant here is next to impossible lol

Truth. Try Subway. If you can't make something healthy there, you're just destined to be obese.

[am0n]

The point of Vegas is not to eat healthy. You are doing it wrong. I'll be nice for once and let you in on a little secret. Figure out which night is each buffet's Seafood Night. And then you go there on that night. And if you can't figure out which buffet is currently having their Seafood Night, you go to the Seafood Buffet.

Mmm, crab legs every night.

[Seltius]

Originally Posted by am0n [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The point of Vegas is not to eat healthy. You are doing it wrong. I'll be nice for once and let you in on a little secret. Figure out which night is each buffet's Seafood Night. And then you go there on that night. And if you can't figure out which buffet is currently having their Seafood Night, you go to the Seafood Buffet.

Mmm, crab legs every night.

and if your allergic to shellfish then this is the perfect way to keep weight off. Since the swelling that comes with an allergic reaction isn't really adding weight. That and hospital food and the bill afterwards is a good way to make sure you don't or cant eat anything you don't want to.

[maskedmelon]

You've 3 options to manage your weight there:

1. Get sloshed
2. Get sloshed then ride a coaster
3. Eat smaller portions