If you believe in god, you're an idiot...

[RocketMoose]

Sorry, the end of that was questions for Mr. Beauregard

[Beauregard]

Originally Posted by RocketMoose [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You really do think you have it all figured out don't you?

I mean it's hilarious to those sitting back reading what you're writing and the massive contradictions throughout everything you write.

First you agree that your parents are wrong about everything. That in and of itself goes to show you're the one who is "butt-hurt"

You haven't pissed me off, so I guess you haven't gotten much entertainment from me, sorry to disappoint you. You said you've read the bible and study it, I can just as easily say I'm a multi-millionaire doesn't put the money in my bank. If you've read the Bible and studied it with an open mind, and not trying to find something, anything to support your theory that the Bible is just shitty mythology.

You're such a biased person, it's unbelievable. You can say I'm the one 'projecting' emotions, but you're the one swearing all over the place and admit that you attempt to piss people off for entertainment. Christian or not, any psychologist could diagnose deep seeded anger in that person. I mean, how many happy, self confident, and people with any sense of self worth do you know that walk around trying to piss people off?

If the Bible is entirely wrong, then why is it practically every Ancient Civilization has an account of a great flood? Are they all wrong as well? Just curious.

I don't piss christians off IRL, only online for entertainment of course. The great deluge myths probably originate out of the ending of the last Ice Age being burned into mankind's permanent memory.

Originally Posted by RocketMoose [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you know so much about the Bible maybe you could tell me a little bit about the history of the Bible.

How many different writers are there of the Bible?
How many years did it take to compile the Bible?
Is the Bible the only historical document to give accounts of the life of Jesus?

40ish, some anon.

1200ish years ending with the 2nd Council of Nicaea, not counting later translations or reinterpretations.

Yes and it's a stretch to call it a historical document, more appropriate would be historical literature, like the epic of gilgamesh.

[Harrison]

Life would be much simpler if I were as dumb as some of you, and as close-minded.

[Humerox]

Originally Posted by Someone [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How many different writers are there of the Bible?
How many years did it take to compile the Bible?
Is the Bible the only historical document to give accounts of the life of Jesus?

Including...or not including...what the medieval Church decided to toss out?
Or what hasn't been found?

the bible is like a docudrama based on true events.

I'm pretty certain Jesus existed, but so did Siddhartha Gautama.

Meh.

[quellren]

Originally Posted by quellren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What does your unshakable faith say about the fact that a sizeable portion of the Bible relates direct accounts of interaction with 'The Almighty' and his angels. Everything from Abraham being told by God himself to kill Issac, to Moses receiving the Ten Commandments written DIRECTLY by God's finger. Theres a butt-load of divine interaction right up until Jesus and his death. And then it stops. Cold Turkey.


Why? Why no more?

Almost 24 hours and no one's bothered to answer my question.
I at least expected someone to point out all my closed mindedness and call me an idiot.

Question stands from page 41(?)

[maegi]

Originally Posted by quellren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Almost 24 hours and no one's bothered to answer my question.
I at least expected someone to point out all my closed mindedness and call me an idiot.

Question stands from page 41(?)

Close minded idiot! kidding

[Misto]

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[maegi]

well in the old testament as you pointed out there was a lot of Divine intervention, and "miracles" ....maybe God got fed up with all the idiots and said fuck all of you tards, if you wanna figure it out, i gave you a brain , now use it? Who knows? I find it quite contrary too how different old and new is...but consider the sources. Also consider how much of the original bible was tossed out and edited to fit Christianity's supreme rule by fear of burning eternally in brimstone and fire.

God "You know what? Direct manipulation isn't working with you people. I shall now send down myself in the form of Jesus , but I'll refer to him as my son to confuse the Romans, hahaha. Who will then condem and crucify me , BUT , the caveat is, you can now sin freely as long as you accept Jesus and beg for forgiveness on your deathbeds...if you get the chance. Or conversely, go to church on Sunday and act holy, and be a douche the rest of the week, cuz it's OKKKKKK!!!

[quellren]

You know Misto, no one is forcing you to participate in this discussion.

Your little stamp just makes me realize you're butt-hurtt over this discussion, but don't know enough about the subject, or your own convictions to add to what's being said.

[maegi]

Misto,

You mad bro?