So the Treasury Secretary walks into a bar...

[iruinedyourday]

Originally Posted by Bardalicious [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We didn't get wiped out by a computer glitch in 2000. We didn't die because of the Mayan calender. We haven't been wiped out by a dozen of predicted near earth object impacts.

So now we're reduced to back to the future predicting our financial collapse, or whatever this thread is claiming?

L o l.

When i was a young boy, just having learned to drive I was going down to the beach to watch the 2000 new years eve fire works with some friends, it was late already and the clock was going to tick 12 soon, but one of my friends was cold, so i said, ill drive us up to get some jackets and stuff from home!

We rushed and were making good time, but suddenly MY CAR SHUT OFF! We were all like WHAT THE FUCK!? Y2K IS REAL? I started looking around at buildings and all the lights were on in them still.. and at that moment I realized, 'wait.. oh yea, Ive been driving around all week and havent been to the gas station once'

True story... I consider myself so lucky to have such an amazing coincidence.

Oh yea and one of my friends in the car was an open carry kind of guy and he started shooting and killed 4 strangers by the time we realized that it was not the Apocalypse and that family walking their dog were not zombies.

The first part is true the second part is not.