Crimes you have gotten away with IRL

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Snapple [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You fled from police because you did not want to pay a speeding ticket? lol u poor white trash fgt

Tough to explain. How guys justify it (in this case) is that the pursuit has not even started yet. Technically you are not fleeing anything. The officer has not singled you out, but you are smart enough to know its for you.

Done the same thing while driving on the opposite side of the road when I was younger. Also did it once on the highway just normal speeding and saw him flip lights on and go to pull out. Hit the exit dipped down some neighborhood and he flew by.

Rationale for doing this is, the pursuit and request to pull over has not begun yet. The officer has not approached you with lights and gotten within signalling distance for you to pull over.

Although this one time I did get seen turning into the neighborhood. First comment to me was "Please tell me you live right here...."

[Stalos_]

Yall in here telling on yourselves. The hell.

[Pitborn]

Originally Posted by Agatha [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i once ran over a kid and then kept driving....

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[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by Tenlaar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Well, I spent a lifetime prowling the seas with my crew, terrorizing coastal villages. Then I retired and handed my title off to my most able hand and lived off of the gold that I had buried on tropical islands.

Don't people get suspicious with all your payments being made in gold?

[Sektor]

Worse thing I've ever did? Prob stole some groceries by accident, had 2 cases of water under my cart, forgot about them, by the time i got to the car, decided not to go back because those things r heavy.

[Sektor]

Originally Posted by fandango [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol

the 1hour you were allowed on Empire TS when you were app'ing you were jammed on pills. You couldn't stop sniffling, you were bragging about it because you were trying to seem cool and suck up to me. You know I struggle with drugs so you thought Id respect you more if you were on some....dunno why you'd think that, nothing to be proud of

you're a pathalogical liar, a weirdo, and a wicked shitty player @ everquest

i hear him sniffing a lot on ts too, figured it was drug related, he's still cool in my book, just don't give him yo account info hehe.

[Silent]

By far not one of the worst things I have got away with....But who wants to expose actual real secrets that might still bite you in the ass?

Was on my Honda CBR F4 about 8 years ago trying to get to the beach, traffic was slow as fuck it was early morning school was starting so school zone was in effect, everyone crawling at sub 5mph for just about a mile. I started weaving in and out of cars doing ~40mph, noticed just on my left as I passed by a car was blocking view of a police officer already putting his speed gun away to get in his car, I took my bike up to 100mph, cut through a red right about a half mile down(he was just then pulling out of the turn, still stuck in traffic blowing his lights/horn). I quickly turned down another main road, still doing 85mph. Got so far down finally hit the beach, thought hey the cops gotta be gone by now. made the mistake of U-turning.

As I was driving calmly the speed limit down same road, I came to one of the intersections i blew through earlier. I was turning right, Cop beeped his lights/horns cut straight through the intersection and pulled infront of my motorcycle.(I had a full jacket/reflective visor on, was 16, pale white and a young nerdling fuck). He pulled his gun on me, told me to turn my bike off take my helmet off and get on the floor. soon as I took my helmet off, he told me to stop and put his weapon away. asked for my ID and insurance, asked if I saw a red motorcycle zoom by anywhere I said no. He said sorry for the trouble he was chasing someone my bike matched the look(silver and red, more silver) I think my 16 year old unmasking threw him off and he probably didn't get a good look at all of the bike or me. I was however wearing a matching silver protective jacket, silver reflective visor/helm.

I snapped this on my camera just as we were both getting ready to leave.






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[heartbrand]

nope not reading that drug induced delusion

[Samsung]

Originally Posted by heartbrand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

nope not reading that drug induced delusion

I read it, wasn't bad give it a try.

[Silent]

Originally Posted by heartbrand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

nope not reading that drug induced delusion

drug induced delusion, cool. glad you're still rolling with that. how about you post some more pics of your bank accounts to show everyone how superior you are? wish you would get some new material, but i guess its hard for you. Maybe you are just one of those drug snobs, you certainly are a snob at everything else that is for sure.