Will Velious be coming out on time?

[Portasaurus]

AAs for special meats seems like a logical next step...

[Destron]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

AAs for special meats seems like a logical next step...

What sort of special meats?

[Portasaurus]

I would exterminate life on a random continent for a stack of Half Elf Meat

Seriously, why do they not drop meat? What the fuck?

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[-Catherin-]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would exterminate life on a random continent for a stack of Half Elf Meat

Seriously, why do they not drop meat? What the fuck?

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Grind up human and elf meat together into a hamburger. There you go, half elf meat.

[Destron]

I think he's eluding to Half Elves being aliens who are actually robots, hence the reason for no meat.

[kaev]

Originally Posted by Destron [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think he's eluding to Half Elves being aliens who are actually robots, hence the reason for no meat.

Nah, they're not robots. Proof: If they were robots they wouldn't be able to interbreed with the cactuses in OT. And therein lies the answer to Port's question. The reason there is no Half-elf meat is that there is no Half-elf meat. Half-elfs are sentient vegetables dressed up to look like meatsacks so that they can roam freely while gathering intel for the eventual military invasion and takeover.

After conquering Norrath, our space-vegetable soon-to-be overlords will move on to Texas gathering recruits without need for direct mind-control as the Texans will have been mesmerized by Obama's dancing armored columns of distraction. The next step will be to proclaim Cucumbers supreme overlord and crush any feeble resistance on the west coast and/or new england by the simple expedient of declaring a 50-cent bounty on vegan scalps with no bag limits and a year-round open season.

Word to the wise: Use beef fat for eyeliner and keep a few slices of bacon in your pocket so that you're ready to prove your carnivorous bona fides at any time.

[Champion_Standing]

Originally Posted by Daldaen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I kinda hope he surprises everyone and we need a Trilogy client to access P99 Velious.

No scroll wheel to 3rd person
No DoT DMG
No Multi-Hotbutton box
No Mana value in Inventory
No Cycle NPC hotkeys
No multiple chatboxes

It would be so glorious to see who can ACTUALLY play classic EQ. And who likes to parade around with their non-classic features.

Would be so baller.

I hope this happens so I am never even tempted to play here again.

[myriverse]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

AAs for special meats seems like a logical next step...

And cheese.

[Erati]

@Portasaurus - find me in game for something special to make some steaks with

[Byrjun]

Originally Posted by kined [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

it takes a certain kind of nerd to care about others interface bullshit. how deep does the classic circle jerk go..... am i the only person who doesn't give a shit how others choose to play their 20 year old game on an emulated 1999 server? go ahead and set all those restrictions for yourself if you want.

Nah, classic EQ is about the content for me, not the UI. If anything the game would be improved with some modern MMO elements like a proper 3rd person camera.