Out clause?

[Portasaurus]

Originally Posted by Zade [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you cant push a turd back into a rectum. it just smears all over.

First of all, how and why do you know this?

Secondly -- and this is gonna sound racist because it probably is -- but i feel like the japanese have probably figured out how to accomplish this, and i'm gonna go out on a limb and say there is a video recording of it somewhere, too.

[DrKvothe]

Can insert into different butt: http://thefecaltransplantfoundation....al-transplant/

So if each server is a different butt and the player is the fecal matter, this procedure would provide a medically validated treatment for whatever is blue server's equivalent to clostridium difficile colitis. But the poop doesn't benefit, just the butt.

[Infectious]

Kind of like when you taking a crap, someone bangs on the door or you cant keep that push up any longer. You know its about to suck back in a little then chop it in half. Makes you wonder how these chicks stick stuff up there butts when a 1/2 inch soft turd can make you walk all fucked up.