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[Extunarian]

Originally Posted by Trimm [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Its funny that this example came up. Two weeks ago my company got me a badass new laptop to replace my PC that died in my office. I can't stand the place anymore and am actively searching for a new job while all the while trying to figure out how I can get away with keeping the brand new laptop.

Any suggestions? I never had to sign anything, they just gave it to me one day.

I doubt you could get away with this one. Just because they let you take it home doesn't mean it is yours. They bought it, they have the invoice, and its probably listed on their asset sheet.

Now when I was in college I had a laptop stolen that was being lent to me by the school. I filed a police report but the cops don't investigate those kinds of crimes. Once the report was filed they filed an insurance claim, sent me a new computer, and I didn't have to pay for anything. So...

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Extunarian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I doubt you could get away with this one. Just because they let you take it home doesn't mean it is yours. They bought it, they have the invoice, and its probably listed on their asset sheet.

Now when I was in college I had a laptop stolen that was being lent to me by the school. I filed a police report but the cops don't investigate those kinds of crimes. Once the report was filed they filed an insurance claim, sent me a new computer, and I didn't have to pay for anything. So...

..was going to say this..

"lose" it imo (left it on a bus?). Don't use it to do anything high profile (MAC addresses can be a bitch) 'till their insurance handles it, quit, get your new job, and "find" it. Even if they find out about it, it's already been replaced.. ..and you have plausible deniability. Kind of.

I wouldn't claim it as stolen, that would involve police. Lying to the police is always sketch. They don't like it very much.

[Badmartigan]

Originally Posted by Extunarian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I doubt you could get away with this one. Just because they let you take it home doesn't mean it is yours. They bought it, they have the invoice, and its probably listed on their asset sheet.

Now when I was in college I had a laptop stolen that was being lent to me by the school. I filed a police report but the cops don't investigate those kinds of crimes. Once the report was filed they filed an insurance claim, sent me a new computer, and I didn't have to pay for anything. So...

Exactly my point.... plus it's the right thing to do "give it back".

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Badmartigan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the right thing to do

You watch too much TV.

[feste]

Originally Posted by Estolcles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Brew be mad... too mad for 420 posts. *nodsnods* Smoke another doobage, brew.

holy shit i figured i was pretty savy when it comes to crazy forum lingo but this went right over my head...

does it say " beer is good... too good to smoke weed. yes. smoke more weed, beer." lol

[azeth]

Originally Posted by feste [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

does it say " beer is good... too good to smoke weed. yes. smoke more weed, beer." lol

welcome to p99 r&f! home of the brew (bro).

[Rahnza]

Only tru brews would call each other brew, and then other non-brews jumped on the bandwagon and bastardized the brew.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Rahnza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Only tru brews would call each other brew, and then other non-brews jumped on the bandwagon and bastardized the brew.

The fuck up: you will shutting it.

[Seaweedpimp]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The fuck up: you will shutting it.

Yeeeeoooo dawg, was j00 in the BoD on nameless >!!???

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Seaweedpimp [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeeeeoooo dawg, was j00 in the BoD on nameless >!!???

Negatory.