Lawyerquesting for you

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by Sirken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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If the gauntlet does not fit. Thou must acquit!

[Pikrib]

I good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

[fred schnarf]

Originally Posted by Pikrib [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

lolol

[Isoroku]

Originally Posted by Pikrib [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

as a career criminal i must say this is pretty spot on. HOWEVER. the most success i have ever had was just hiring an attorney that went to school with the US DA. 125 grand later got off with probation for some pretty serious shit.

small county shit though it helps to hire a lawyer that knows the judge yes.

Shit gets expensive. your avg felony lawyer will run you about 5 grand per felony to get you off with probation for minor offenses, you take a plea deal and you get it bumped down to misdameanor. This is the avg white person shit.

If you want that real shit, that all charges dropped because some kinda procedural bullshit. thats gonna cost you the 5 grand and an extra 20 grand.

You're lawyer is getting that 5 grand only, i don't know where the other 20 goes but i imagine its to the judge. (have never tested this theory against anything other then fleeing and eluding/resisting arrest/possession charges).

I doubt it works for anything serious like huge criminal.

i currently have no felony charges, just a shit ton of misdemeanor shit that i took plea deals on. If you need a lawyer in the west palm beach area let me know. my ***** ralph the bomb.

[Smedy]

Originally Posted by Isoroku [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

as a career criminal i must say this is pretty spot on. HOWEVER. the most success i have ever had was just hiring an attorney that went to school with the US DA. 125 grand later got off with probation for some pretty serious shit.

small county shit though it helps to hire a lawyer that knows the judge yes.

Shit gets expensive. your avg felony lawyer will run you about 5 grand per felony to get you off with probation for minor offenses, you take a plea deal and you get it bumped down to misdameanor. This is the avg white person shit.

If you want that real shit, that all charges dropped because some kinda procedural bullshit. thats gonna cost you the 5 grand and an extra 20 grand.

You're lawyer is getting that 5 grand only, i don't know where the other 20 goes but i imagine its to the judge. (have never tested this theory against anything other then fleeing and eluding/resisting arrest/possession charges).

I doubt it works for anything serious like huge criminal.

i currently have no felony charges, just a shit ton of misdemeanor shit that i took plea deals on. If you need a lawyer in the west palm beach area let me know. my ***** ralph the bomb.

didn't read but saving this for tomorrow at work, i enjoy agathas hacking fbi stories, pras

[Kergan]

He lagged their packets

[Farzo]

Lite's latest attempt to stay relevant?

P.s. bring back variance threads on the daily.

[Cid]

Originally Posted by Not_Kazowi [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Perfect example of lost in immersion

If you meant that for me, you might be mistaken. I was bored and waiting for a response from a GM. I have no idea who you are and cannot cite specifics, but if we're making assumptions, your post count and quickness to criticism likely means you've sacrificed integrity for pixels. I'll bet you've even walked all over a few that thought you were friends for those pixels and justified it with the belief that you deserved them.

Am I close? I might be wrong, I just guessed. Either way, if you ever need help and I am on, please feel free to ask and I will gladly help out and my assistance is always free.

Originally Posted by Mac Drettj [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

perfect example of a fire giant meatball and the ideal time to write pity reply/tldr

I had forgotten you existed Retti. This was my first post in months and, sure enough, you appear like stray puppy to follow me as a mangy shadow. I would be flatterred if you weren't a parasite, and an unoriginal one at that.
If you have acquired some new testicles, I will happily make a topic in Rants and Flames so you can try to insult or discredit me, but you aren't allowed to delete your posts this time when I make you look stupid.

If you decline, I'll understand. I am not sure how many times you have to slap a bitch around to officially be their pimp, but you've got one foot on the street corner already.

P.S. Actually, get some friends if you have them and I might enjoy the argument. I am sure a few people dislike me purely for my elitist, self-assured attitude.

[JackFlash]

rustle meter pegged

[Dillian]

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