YIKES

[Andis]

Originally Posted by Yumyums Inmahtumtums [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll be zergingin you down you greasy fuck.

you like dat ehhhhhh

[Farzo]

Originally Posted by Eslade [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Naw that's the guy looking for the easy w. A real champ joins the side with the most challenge and rises above.

You could be running into a while for an entire raid and nobody would notice the difference.

That's the good thing about the winning team; we play tag in tag out so If you need to afk /auto follow a cleric and away you go. I personally have been afk on 85% of raids I have attended.

I know AZ claim those bards on /autofollow are the same but yah...not same thing.

[daasgoot]

OP score 1/10 for posting SS's of PVE corpses.

Rest of the thread pretty goog.

Jib flip flop's around like a Kenyan marathon runners dick.

[LostCause]

EVERQUEST IS REAL LIFE

[Jenni D]

Miss this shiz

[abbud]

Whats up with Samwise? There is a world outside of US & A ok?

Colgate logs in alone to VP, immediatly on track by lite at balcony who cries into his newly purchased headset with a high pitch alpha battle voice. "GET TO BALCONY AND ASSIST ON COLGATE NOOOW!"
The warm bodies need more then 15 seconds to arrive, so IT Expert Lite again calls on his royal squires, this time you can hear him trembling but suddenly... a squeel followed by "HE IS TRAINING HIMSELF, WHERE ARE U FUCKING N****S???"

At this time, Sheriffen, one of the pigsnouts acquired euro engages in battle with Colgate, missing his backstabs left and right because of insanely dark gamma/melee changes. Colgate, scared for his life drops down balcony and escapes with 11% life into the sea of fire.

While everyone on Azraels teamspeak is glad the battle is over, you can still hear the snouts anger towards squire Sheriffen for missing a YT.
A moment of silence, followed by Deluxee rambling something along "If I was there..."

While they get ready to fight the mighty dragon, they notice something odd, suffocated pve corpses only has 6 minute rez timer.

Colgate was ashamed. The pixel traded monk who recently "won the server" had to resort to suicide to protect his image.
While his minions gathered for a mighty strike back, he sat down next to Glok in Cabilis and could not but wonder, "How can I use this to my advantage?"

The brave 16 engage on the strongest of dars, Phara Dar. They lose a rogue early, but still manage to take her down to 11% before she finally gets a heal off. It was over, but people still logged with a smile on their face. For their leader had returned to guide them in the darkness that now is red.

[maverixdamighty]

Originally Posted by Bazia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

no one corpse camped azrael what are you talking about

and yeah fuck those neckbeards who set that vs timer

logged on before work, killed vs, went to work 30m late. neckbeard status. qq is strong in this one.

[HippoNipple]

Lot of mad Azrael, especially the new apps that joined the guild that wasn't recruiting because they thought they would be killing dragons uncontested to then be bested by a bunch of noobs that joined the server a few months ago.

Thank goodness for the white knights of this server or the server would still be under the tyranny of the RMT inner circle of Azrael.

[Drakaris]

Originally Posted by Eslade [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I forgot to mention the account stripping and rmt accusations against holocaust within a couple months of reforming. Keep up the good work guys.

Pretty sure the leadership have clean whistles and are employed... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Drakaris]

Originally Posted by Stasis01 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I dream of a Red99 where people farm pixels and fight each other for fun.

Where one guild doesn't feel like they've won because they just played Red99 for 30 hrs raiding in a week.

I guess you were taking a nap when your guild was being the zerg shitting on 20 man guilds with rags?

Azrael created the zerg by their endless craptalk and griefing of new players... now they reap what they sow...