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Old 12-03-2014, 02:10 PM
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My clients, wizard1, wizard2, and wizard3, collectively "wizards", were on a frolic in Chardok, the seedy lair of the sarnaks! The wizards were minding their own business when suddenly dozens, nay, hundreds of sarnaks rampaged through the zone attacking the gentle folks gathering at the entrance. Seeing these fine people in danger, my clients jumped in to rescue them doing the only thing they know how, blasting the shit out of stuff.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my clients were doing nothing more than being good Samaritans using the only tools at their disposal. They can't be held responsible for gaining the experience points, as they saved these people's lives. You must acquit them of all charges.
If Jerry Seinfeld gets thrown into the slammer for not being a Good Samaritan, then these wizards absolutely cannot be punished for not being a Jerry Seinfeld.
 


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