For all you neckbeards out there, a new way to finally lose that virginity!

[Tasslehofp99]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

He is literally a motherfucker.

Take him out back and shoot him. The end.

if only it was that easy in america

[myriverse]

Bah. Matter has to be animate to lose virginity, imo. Otherwise, you could just stick it in any old thing.

[jarshale]

Originally Posted by Estolcles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Texas.

'Nuff said.

That's how we roll down here.