Toop v. Inglorious Basterds

[Abacab niggah]

Originally Posted by Ponden [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

To the cocksucker calling me a douchebag: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rissm...eature=related

Objection:

Relevance?

[Abacab niggah]

Originally Posted by Trax [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Evidence provided by the defendant (see Eldub, Grimor, and Getsome of Inglourious Basterds) proves that my clients were in fact clearing Fire Giants when the plantiff (Toop & Co.) trained them in an attempt to "leap frog" to engage Magi Rokyl.

After this event took place my clients then proceeded to go forth and "leap frog" Toop & Co. while receiving first aggro, which stated by Rogean in the Raid Play-Nice Policy grants them the rights to Magi Rokyl.

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Prosecution will need physical evidence to verify this fact otherwise this should be chalked up as mere speculation to pad the jury.

[Ponden]

Originally Posted by Uthgaard [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How does the defense plead?

There you go Abacab.

[Ponden]

Toop has leapfrogged us before at Fire Giants when we try and 2-4 man it. We simply got up and left. The best part of that whole time, they ported out with a charmed giant that aggrod but never killed us.

[Rogean]

I'm sure someone had a logfile running and can provide the killshot message.

[Ponden]

[Tue Nov 02 22:35:42 2010] Magi Rokyl has been slain by Eldub!

But before all that!

[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 113 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 153 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Getsome begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Eldub slashes fire giant warrior for 53 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:00 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 36 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:00 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 36 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:01 2010] Eldub slashes fire giant warrior for 125 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:01 2010] You forget Alacrity.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:02 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 153 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:02 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 122 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:02 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 147 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Taunting Attacker Master
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 68 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 48 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Beginning to memorize Enstill...
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:04 2010] You have finished memorizing Enstill.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Getsome tells the group, 'on royk'
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior kicks Toop for 14 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior pierces Raikin for 85 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 42 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 42 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 40 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 40 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 104 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 82 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 54 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 147 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:07 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 118 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:07 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 88 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Taunting Attacker Master
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 46 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 46 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Getsome regains concentration and continues casting.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Eldub is completely healed.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 24 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 42 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 54 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 49 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Magi Rokyl begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Eldub begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Fire giant warrior kicks Eldub for 11 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 73 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Magi Rokyl has been struck by the force of Ykesha.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Magi Rokyl has been struck by the force of Ykesha.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Toop slashes Magi Rokyl for 4 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Genobtik bashes fire giant warrior for 6 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:12 2010] Eldub's casting is interrupted!
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:12 2010] Kibab says 'Sorry, Master..calming down.'
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:12 2010] Toop slashes Magi Rokyl for 18 points of damage.

[Ponden]

Sadly, my pet was first to hit Rokyl and Getsome was first to aggro him. Toop was a minute too late.

[Virtuosos]

RUH ROH!!!

[Reynard_CT]

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[Abacab niggah]

Originally Posted by Ponden [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Tue Nov 02 22:35:42 2010] Magi Rokyl has been slain by Eldub!

But before all that!

[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 113 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 153 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Getsome begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Eldub slashes fire giant warrior for 53 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:00 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 36 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:00 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 36 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:01 2010] Eldub slashes fire giant warrior for 125 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:01 2010] You forget Alacrity.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:02 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 153 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:02 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 122 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:02 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 147 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Taunting Attacker Master
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 68 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 48 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Beginning to memorize Enstill...
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:04 2010] You have finished memorizing Enstill.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Getsome tells the group, 'on royk'
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior kicks Toop for 14 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior pierces Raikin for 85 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 42 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 42 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 40 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 40 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 104 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 82 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 54 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 147 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:07 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 118 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:07 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 88 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Taunting Attacker Master
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 46 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 46 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Getsome regains concentration and continues casting.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Eldub is completely healed.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 24 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 42 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 54 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 49 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Magi Rokyl begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Eldub begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Fire giant warrior kicks Eldub for 11 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 73 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Magi Rokyl has been struck by the force of Ykesha.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Magi Rokyl has been struck by the force of Ykesha.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Toop slashes Magi Rokyl for 4 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Genobtik bashes fire giant warrior for 6 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:12 2010] Eldub's casting is interrupted!
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:12 2010] Kibab says 'Sorry, Master..calming down.'
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:12 2010] Toop slashes Magi Rokyl for 18 points of damage.

Non-admissible evidence due to being soft type and can easily be manipulated to show favor for the defense. Requesting third-party log parses available from the database table for November 2nd starting at 22:00 signed by the authorities.