Is this cheating??

[Noser]

Originally Posted by Abacab *****h [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bonus points if you tell her it's "Dicks over my hammy"

o man. thats sig worthy

[Smyd]

Originally Posted by fuji [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I did forget to mention that the guy was gay. I am pretty sure he showered before he went to the party too.

I'm gonna tell everyone I'm gay now so I can get 400 BJ's at once... Thanks for the advice =p

[Bloodshot]

20 minutes of my life well spent. So those of us that are a little slow, this did or didnt happen!?

[Japan]

y are people still posting walls of text in here? abacab my ***** that shit is way too long for me to read at this point in the thread, come the fuck on now.

[aggresor223]

Originally Posted by fuji [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So my gf went to a bachelorette party where they had a male stripper. Everyone was blowing the stripper including my gf(not long like 20 secs each). So is this cheating or not, would it be the same as me getting a lap dance or is it worse?

Dood she had another doods wang in her mouth and your questioning it? lawls I bet the bitch ends up on a website to of drunkin chicks.[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[aggresor223]

Originally Posted by Abacab *****h [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lol

She told you about it because chances are it will be talked about in her circle of friends, and she'd rather drop the bomb in private as to gauge your reaction in a safer, less embarrassing environment. Otherwise one of her friends would've slipped up and got back to you somewhere where it would just be devastating (at the club, at a restaurant, wedding, friends house etc.

It's a defense mechanism that people use, some people believe that this is rationalizing. They see it as "If I'm open about it then I'm honest, so no harm, no foul?" but we all know that is straight bullshit cause being bluntly honest about something that might have serious repercussions usually results in things going downhill.

As to why she did it, it was opportunity and she had weak will. When some dude was dangling his junk in front of her face you were the last thing on her mind so she jumped at the chance to suck it. Not going to say it will happen again but if all it takes is loud music, a crowd, and alcohol for her to get down on her knees and suck a stranger I would highly advise you to dump her or become paranoid as fuck every time she goes to a club (Which if you stick with her, is another 20 or so years of this behavior)

In short, go get your dick wet from some naive 18 year old, proceed to take your fluid laced dick and wipe it all over her breakfast. Bonus points if you tell her it's "Dicks over my hammy"

Never thought I would say it, But abba is right [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Kassel]

i know most people are not reading the whole thread, but about half way in you learn (if it was not already obvious) that this story is fake and Fuji only likes guys.

[fuji]

Originally Posted by Kassel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i know most people are not reading the whole thread, but about half way in you learn (if it was not already obvious) that this story is fake and Fuji only likes guys.

True and sorta true.

[Trademaster]

Originally Posted by vitalious [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How did this thread get to 31 pages of real replies. This is obviously a troll thread/fake thread. If you had any doubt, just look at his follow up comments. If you believe this thread is real. I have some land in Colorado to sell you.

Don't even be selling any Colorado to the believers. We already have way too many of those in Colorado Springs.

[Kaleadar]

Originally Posted by nilbog [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If I can't go out and fuck/blow people, neither can they.

This would make a good sig