Shout outs and a story that will inspire you to roll on red

[thugcruncher]

Originally Posted by Vharvest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

-Taunto - It was pretty shitty of you to take the platinum I offered you in return for loot rights to the studen't log in City of Mist last night, and when you ninja looted it and destroyed it in front of my face to make me rage, it was definitely a good rustle. However, I want you to know that I had a raging hard-on when Kitkat zoned in to CoM to fuck you up and you instantly went all apologetic on me because Holocaust now has a gigantic fucking target painted on your back. I've never seen a player call me a faggot, a ******, a piece of shit scrub, and a hacker in less than 5 minutes, and then instantly flip flop and apologize and beg me to call off my guildies from raping the shit out of you because you realized you've basically sabotaged your endgame career 50+ on the box. You're pretty much done on Taunto and you sure as hell aren't getting a name change, so I would transfer all my shit to a level 1 warrior and reroll now if I were you. Don't waste any more of your time leveling up. You'd better buy some xanax or weed because your attitude is gonna lock you out of any serious guild. It's pretty fucking bad when Slamdunkatron tells you they don't want you in their stables group because you're an asshole. There are no words for how hilarious it's gonna be when you're in range to me and the rest of my bros.

I think i set a rustle record for simply looting a corpse. I'd like to see those screenshots of me begging for mercy from an out of range pker too lol.

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