Lite on Suicide Watch

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Originally Posted by Littlegyno 10.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Frank Gongogeru's Basement BedRoom - Grandmother's house - Night

Frank Gongogeru is sitting on his bed, fully clothed, after an exhausting 76 hour period of playing a 15 year old elf simulator computer game. His piggish snout is shaking in rage as he goes over what has just happened to him on a 15 year old elf simulator.

Frank Gongogeru:
How dare this piece of shit Gongshow steal my pixels!! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE. NIZZAR STOLE YEARS FROM ME AND NOW GONGSHOW IS DOING IT AGAIN.

Frank Gongogeru reaches for his nightstand and withdraws a 9mm pistol, fully loaded.

Frank Gongogeru:
I can't deal with the loss of my beloved pixels and having to report to my probation officer weekly due to my past as a child rapist/federal sex offender list. Fuck this cruel world.

A shot rings out throughout Frank Gongogeru's grandmother's house. His family find Frank Gongogeru lying in bed, his head split apart like a delicious blooming onion from Outback.

The Holocaust led by Emperor Gongshow continue to wreck havoc across the plains of Norrath in the 15 year old elf simulator known as Everquest - Project 1999: RED.

Fade out.

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