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Originally Posted by indiscriminate_hater
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did a road trip to mississippi from ca, 5 guys crammed in a VW passat. sometime around new mexico i decided to take a couple of sleeping pills with the hope of waking up somewhere in oklahoma.
i couldn't sleep for maybe 2 hours but i finally fell into a doze-like state, dreaming but still vaguely aware of my surroundings, but thinking about REALLY weird stuff. i eventually dreamed that i was in a comfy bed with a really warm blanket, and that i could just poop if i wanted to and all would be right in the world. i squeezed it out and felt such good warmth all down my legs, it made the coziness that much better.
apparently i was doing that IRL as well. my friends made the horrifying discovery as the sound and smell (and temperature of my neighbor's leg) were giveaways. i ended up shitting and it squeezed out over maybe a square foot of skin in the gooch and thigh areas. some truck stop was the new owner of my shit-flooded underwear and shorts. good times
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Work that story into some slash fiction and you have some good troll material. GJ!
09-29-2014, 03:28 PM
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