Beastagoog's Emporium: Enquire Within

[Beastagoog]

Originally Posted by Agatha [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

it'd be funny if it wasn't true.

Beastagor/Salem is a known cheater, Don't be fooled, he is better at this game than the majority of you, he will rock most of you scrublets, but at the higher level pvp, he can't hang, i frequently observe him warping/ghosting/training when he can't achieve his goal.

He only does it to a select few people because he knows he can't win and knows it rustled them harder than actually killing him. Salem is also missing the tip of his finger because as a child he was caught stealing chocolate bars from a vietnamese run store. They held him down and chopped off the tip of his finger (yes, he's black, im not a racist but the shoe fits).

Excuse me Mr, how dare you accuse me of cheating - I am calling the forumlawyers in to deal with you and your remarks- I have the capacity to call in 2-10 people to zerg anything you say on the forums.

I have a clean whistle except on Wednesday and Sunday when my pal comes over and stays the night, then I have dirty tainted whistle.

Originally Posted by magician [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

salem is a professional pokemon card tradesmen

it's hard to give up childhood dreams, I have Pokemon bedsheets and pikachu pillowcases too.

Originally Posted by Drakaris [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Just quoting my own post, further to that, they did get Banksy and Biznasty suspended TRAINING THEMSELVES even.

That shits sad, funny and true all at the same time.

Sounds like your friend needs some of these:


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get them to PM or hit me up in game.

[Farzo]

Originally Posted by Potus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's dangerously close to my gimmick alt Yeastagoog, who travels from zone to zone warning everyone to wash their hands before fingerbanging.

he better be gnome....

[Smedy]

salem reaches the highest level of rustle ever achieved, very impressive dog, pvp champ

[LostCause]

SO GOOG

[Not_Kazowi]

Same totally rustles people by spending hours editing photos and writing novels about minor PVP conflicts. You must be killin it in rl hehe 8)

[Mudslinger]

Originally Posted by Potus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's dangerously close to my gimmick alt Yeastagoog, who travels from zone to zone warning everyone to wash their hands before fingerbanging.

Ty so much for reminding me to wash my hands once I get done shitting and get off this toilet wow dude I about went to fuck my old lady with possible yeast xfering hands thank god you reminded me to wash

[Nirgon]

There's a river of slime under this mother fucker like Ghost Busters 2

[Mudslinger]

Profile pick is me in the track my drivers side tire dug out once I pulled the truck out

[Eslade]

Originally Posted by Nirgon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There's a river of slime under this mother fucker like Ghost Busters 2

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[Nirgon]

River of hateful blooming onion dipping sauce might be better way to phrase it