Drunken Norrath Biathlon -- Kelethin to Rivervale

[Ingrum]

I say start with gnomes in Ak'anon.

I mean they're tiny, have a pathetic corpse look, and run a lot less gracefully than elves. Ak'anon is also farther away from anything than Kelethin is if I recall correctly. I think that's why gnomes are always chosen for these nekkid events.

You could have the gnomes start at the bottom of Ak'anon and swim their way to the front. There's plenty of places for swimming like the shore in Nro, Oasis, Innothule swamp, Lake Rathetear, etc, that are on the way to Qeynos.

The problem will be having refs in all of those zones making sure that the scheming little bastards don't cheat!